Recent content by Henchman

I'm still going to hold my shares for 10 years.

This was the shorts big day. It didn't go the wy they thought it would. There's only one way Tesla is going, and that's up. Shorts are truly F-ed now.

If you're not short, and don't own stock. Why are you here

That's not a pickup

Bwahahahaha.

I'm thinking my August 3rd $6 call options of $425 will give me a nice profit

It is funny. Because indeed, there is absolutely no way this company is ever going bankrupt.

The attacks on Tesla in the media the last 24 hours, were out of control. It's almost comical to see how incredibly obvious it is what's going on.

Wow, you're really desperate Everyone who has a Model 3 right now, put down $2500 when they configured Go to any car dealer Order a specific car configured to your exact specifications, and see if you have to put down a deposit

Actually, it's been proven they do make profit on their cars.

Does that mean you'll be loading up on more shorts?

Yep. Making sense now.

Only a shorter would think that's bad.

I bet there's a massive amount of stock all over the country that's ready for delivery, staring first thing next week. I bet the Goldmann Sachs estimate is way off. Hence the "rude awakening " comment.

Don't cry later that Elon didn't warn you. The squeeze is starting The price of the Performance is lowered Deliverily floodgates are opening, with dates starting June 3rd are being reported everywhere All remaining reservation holders are getti g invites en masse