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    FSD Beta v11.x

    I also have “Autopilot” off as well.
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    For some reason it just doesn’t chime, it makes no indication at all that you are using it.
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    In the “Autopilot” menu towards the bottom you can turn TACC off.
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    Phantom Braking getting worse - any ideas on how to stop it?

    The fix is to select TACC Off in the menu. Cruises like a normal car then.
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    Autonomous Car Progress

    Sounds ripe for an attack by Somali styled pirates. Surround a driverless truck, force it to stop and Bob’s Your Uncle. Maybe need to jam its connection to the internet, but all doable by a motivated pirate.
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    Finally installed 30.5.1. New map downloaded yesterday. Still drives down the middle of unmarked roads, still doesn’t know a lot of speed limits, still blows through stop signs, still turns like it’s the first time it ever turned. Then has the audacity to tell me to pay attention in the...
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    Tonight, first “inadvertent” use of self park: I’m impressed

    In over 4 years of ownership mine has only showed a parking space 5 times. So I never think about it. Maybe when I’m confident enough to install the latest it will be different (in a good way?)
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    I got my new Autopilot defeat device

    So what they offer today is not self driving, but just driver monitoring - one more backseat driver, in case yours falls asleep. And remember, it’s beta, so anything can happen. I could have bought a lot of roller coaster rides for the price. Just want to figure out how to set up an old, dumb...
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    I got my new Autopilot defeat device

    I regularly defeat autopilot and FSD. It’s very easy. I just leave it off. Steered all my life. The way this car works, I’ll be steering for the rest of it. Thanks Elon. Don’t spend all my money in one place.
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    My question is will it stop the dry wiping?
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    Didn’t mean to add to your understanding. Just point out how idiotic beta has become. I guess you already know.
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    2023 Model Y Cameras Black, No Autopilot Functionality, HV Contactor Randomly Clunks On and Off

    Sometimes there are also time limitations to get a repair. Not good advertising when you can’t get into service for weeks. Slow roll may work to avoid lemon laws in some places though.
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    11.8 will fart as it dry wipes. Thanks elon, the farting and dry wiping pretty much summarizes the beta experience.
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    Speed limits completely off in Eastern Europe

    It just doesn’t work. From the beginning there is a small town nearby with 25 mph limit. It correctly slows to it and stays there until leaving town and there is a 55mph sign. It shows 55 and starts to accelerate for maybe 5 seconds. Then it drops back to 35 and shows this as the limit (on a...