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    Supercharger - Shaker Heights, OH

    Great news! Certainly should be ready for Thanksgiving travelers.
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    2023 Model Y no USS discussion, incl. Discussion of Tesla Vision Firmware

    I love your optimism, but respectfully, it's all misinformation and lies. They have yet to demonstrate any proof of concept.
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    Changes coming, but what does this all mean?

    Investor Day is running late....kind of like the arrival of Park Assist and functioning EAP.
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    Changes coming, but what does this all mean?

    Uhhh...it's obvious. Tesla wants your money and does not care if you actually get what you paid for.
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    2023 Model Y no USS discussion, incl. Discussion of Tesla Vision Firmware

    Musk's hubris and pathetic juvenile sense of humor (he's not funny but he sure thinks he is) is sad. I agree 100%, a class action lawsuit is coming if basic paid for functions don't materialize. The plan to remove uss was way earlier than 9/2022....so I'd say this great software has no clue on...
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    Smart Summon

    And what about Parking Assist that 2009 Hyundais had?
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    Just received my new car without ultrasonic sensors

    It’s been over a half a year for Tesla “vision” to work. Any OTA updates? Factually speaking, it’s gotten worse not better over time.
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    Smart Summon

    Correct….still no date over a half a year later. This is only profit driven. Obviously Tesla “vision” is not working and has never demonstrated the faithful ability to safely and accurately replace the functionality of $140.00 uss. It’s a bit of a con to sell (fact) something for $6000.00...
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    Smart Summon

    New 2023s since 10/22 have been delivered without uss and without radar making the vehicle unable to perform basic functions like self park and park assist. Unlike Kias, Chevys, Fords, Hondas etc, these Teslas can’t even warn you if you’re getting close to hitting a column, curb or car when...
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    Tesla Is Finally Updating Its Autopark Feature by The End of This Month

    2023 MYP. So has no uss. I agree though, I don’t really need Smart Summon, but have used Summon and AutoPark a lot in my MX.
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    Tesla Is Finally Updating Its Autopark Feature by The End of This Month

    AutoPark does not work. Smart Summon does not work. Summon does not work. But EAP which “includes” these cost $6000.00. 60% of EAP doesn’t work. And I no longer can trust or feel safe with Navigate on Autopilot and Auto Lane Change. All because no radar and no uss, aka cheapening the vehicle...
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    Tesla Is Finally Updating Its Autopark Feature by The End of This Month

    😂 that was 9/22. Still waiting. What a goal post move, lie and misinformation. Same playbook as…🤔
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    Smart Summon

    Summon, Smart Summon, AutoPark and safe Autopilot (aka EAP) won’t work until uss are installed or new radar placed behind front and rear bumpers.
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    Why Does EAP Brake So Late When Stopping In Traffic???

    Unfortunately EAP doesn’t work. It wasn't designed for anything. Inexpensive Fords and Kias can AutoPark. Tesla’s can’t because they wanted to save money by getting rid of radar and uss similar to the cheap move of removing passenger side lumbar support control and by placing fake caliper...