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Today marks the completion of a 2-year wait for a Model 3. It's been a really long wait. So much anticipation. I've literally scoured google daily for Model 3 news for 2 years. And now there's a Model 3 in my garage, and I didn't think I'd have that many problems, but I do. Here goes....
1) I have this Hyundai Sonata that I dunno if I...
I am on Windows 95. Many software and websites completely stopped working or working in degraded mode.
I am planning to sue Microsoft, Yahoo, Google, Lotus and every other software company
I start using the built-in browser. As soon as it finishes loading the first page, I'm done charging. Time passes so fast!
Shortsville Times: Tesla unable to sell Model 3s, stores them on trailers
The above photo was taken yesterday on an Oregon interstate, where car carrier trucks packed with Tesla cars have caused a major traffic jam. We have received reports of similar incidents along the west coast.
According to a Tesla spokesperson these shipments of...
For 5 years, I have dreamed of owning a Tesla. For 5 years, I looked at EVERY single Tesla for sale on TMC, ebay, autotrader, cl, and others. I was doubting that I would ever be able to get a Tesla in the price range I was willing to pay. Then, with a stroke of luck, I came across a great deal on an 85 AP1 car that is incredibly loaded. Man, I...
It's his usual daily driver, so I guess that explains the need for repairs. But I thought it would hold up better. It needs:
Numerous paint touch ups on front and rear end;
New windshield and pano glass;
New nose cone;
New headlights; and
Theres probably more I'm forgetting. At this point, probably cheaper to just buy him a...
No, you are not mistaken. This is a post where someone congratulates himself for saving $20 per year in electricity on his rapidly depreciating $100,000 car. The same someone who will be like sad Keanu when he picks up his Tesla - only to learn the very next day all cars ship with augmented reality windshields and third generation massage seats...
Tesla files an 8k - Elon’s title has been changed to Not-A-CEO. All back to work.
I hope my wife vows to never to drive the Tesla. That would be great.
The election year puts me in a fact checking mood, and I'm a glutton for calling people out. Sorry not sorry.
Doesn't have a Tesla
Doesn't have a Tesla
Has a Porshe
Suddenly has a Tesla Model S and a Prius (both hatch backs - keep that in mind for next post)
Has an S again
Never owned another American car - So no Tesla
A porshe or model...
SEC: "You tweeted that you are thinking about taking Tesla private. Is that true?"
EM: Yes, it is true. I am thinking about it. I think about many things. Don't you?
SEC: You also wrote "funding secured." What did you mean by that?
EM: Oh, damn autocorrect! I wrote: "FUDsters screwed."
SEC: Okay, thanks for clearing that up. Carry on.
Free oil changes, tune-ups and belt checks.
Sources familiar with the cardboard pile's thinking stated that it just couldn't keep its cool among all the flaming FUD, according to two boxes familiar with the matter.
So you got the weekend shift? Tough luck...
I've been on the fence for a long time, but the last few tweets has finally convinced me that Elon doesn't particularly like short sellers
I had a moped in high school that could get over 80 miles on a gallon of gas. That was over 20 years ago, so I am extrapolating that today’s cars can average 100 miles to the gallon. The average price of gas in Arkansas is $2.39 per gallon so the average gasoline car costs 2.39 cents per mile to run.
The Model 3 on the other hand, “Tesla”...
The good old times ... Tesla Model 3 will not arrive until ‘very end’ of 2018, says once TSLA-cheerleader Morgan Stanley’s Adam Jonas
“We continue to forecast a Model 3 launch at the very end of 2018 (more than 1 year later than company target) with 60k units in 2019 and 130k units in 2020.”
This sounds awful, I just sold all of my Tesla stock and cancelled my Model 3 reservations. Thank you for the tip:cool:
I'm short Tesla and glad trading is halted. Gives me time run out to the pharmacy for some lube.