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Today marks the completion of a 2-year wait for a Model 3. It's been a really long wait. So much anticipation. I've literally scoured google daily for Model 3 news for 2 years. And now there's a Model 3 in my garage, and I didn't think I'd have that many problems, but I do. Here goes....
1) I have this Hyundai Sonata that I dunno if I...
I start using the built-in browser. As soon as it finishes loading the first page, I'm done charging. Time passes so fast!
I am on Windows 95. Many software and websites completely stopped working or working in degraded mode.
I am planning to sue Microsoft, Yahoo, Google, Lotus and every other software company
Shortsville Times: Tesla unable to sell Model 3s, stores them on trailers
The above photo was taken yesterday on an Oregon interstate, where car carrier trucks packed with Tesla cars have caused a major traffic jam. We have received reports of similar incidents along the west coast.
According to a Tesla spokesperson these shipments of...
For 5 years, I have dreamed of owning a Tesla. For 5 years, I looked at EVERY single Tesla for sale on TMC, ebay, autotrader, cl, and others. I was doubting that I would ever be able to get a Tesla in the price range I was willing to pay. Then, with a stroke of luck, I came across a great deal on an 85 AP1 car that is incredibly loaded. Man, I...
It's his usual daily driver, so I guess that explains the need for repairs. But I thought it would hold up better. It needs:
Numerous paint touch ups on front and rear end;
New windshield and pano glass;
New nose cone;
New headlights; and
Theres probably more I'm forgetting. At this point, probably cheaper to just buy him a...
You guys, I just experienced a beautiful moment of love yesterday.
My Model 3, Elektra, was on AutoPilot, and this was on the 405 where there are frequent phantom traffic stops. Normally, I'd tap the accelerator a bit to make the gap smaller but the display showed another vehicle right in front of vehicle in front, so I didn't wanna...
Credit mr, Groggy bear on twitter
No, you are not mistaken. This is a post where someone congratulates himself for saving $20 per year in electricity on his rapidly depreciating $100,000 car. The same someone who will be like sad Keanu when he picks up his Tesla - only to learn the very next day all cars ship with augmented reality windshields and third generation massage seats...
Tesla files an 8k - Elon’s title has been changed to Not-A-CEO. All back to work.
I hope my wife vows to never to drive the Tesla. That would be great.
"I thought there was some chance we'd see a near term bankruptcy on Tesla, but now that is probably off the table"
- Mark B. Speigel on Yahoo Finance
The election year puts me in a fact checking mood, and I'm a glutton for calling people out. Sorry not sorry.
Doesn't have a Tesla
Doesn't have a Tesla
Has a Porshe
Suddenly has a Tesla Model S and a Prius (both hatch backs - keep that in mind for next post)
Has an S again
Never owned another American car - So no Tesla
A porshe or model...
The traffic light on the road near my house just went green.
SEC: "You tweeted that you are thinking about taking Tesla private. Is that true?"
EM: Yes, it is true. I am thinking about it. I think about many things. Don't you?
SEC: You also wrote "funding secured." What did you mean by that?
EM: Oh, damn autocorrect! I wrote: "FUDsters screwed."
SEC: Okay, thanks for clearing that up. Carry on.
Headline: Shortsville Times
New Tesla chairman has a history of driving on the wrong side of the road !
Free oil changes, tune-ups and belt checks.
Sources familiar with the cardboard pile's thinking stated that it just couldn't keep its cool among all the flaming FUD, according to two boxes familiar with the matter.
So you got the weekend shift? Tough luck...