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I am on Windows 95. Many software and websites completely stopped working or working in degraded mode.
I am planning to sue Microsoft, Yahoo, Google, Lotus and every other software company
It's his usual daily driver, so I guess that explains the need for repairs. But I thought it would hold up better. It needs:
Numerous paint touch ups on front and rear end;
New windshield and pano glass;
New nose cone;
New headlights; and
Theres probably more I'm forgetting. At this point, probably cheaper to just buy him a...
No, you are not mistaken. This is a post where someone congratulates himself for saving $20 per year in electricity on his rapidly depreciating $100,000 car. The same someone who will be like sad Keanu when he picks up his Tesla - only to learn the very next day all cars ship with augmented reality windshields and third generation massage seats...
I hope my wife vows to never to drive the Tesla. That would be great.
The election year puts me in a fact checking mood, and I'm a glutton for calling people out. Sorry not sorry.
Doesn't have a Tesla
Doesn't have a Tesla
Has a Porshe
Suddenly has a Tesla Model S and a Prius (both hatch backs - keep that in mind for next post)
Has an S again
Never owned another American car - So no Tesla
A porshe or model...
Free oil changes, tune-ups and belt checks.
A friend just spotted this in Sunnyvale (CA) last week – here's how it's done:
Here's my midnight confessional - a Tesla Model X driver. ... you won't tell anyone, will you?
Standard disclaimer: I'm not sure if these are technically sins, but I do feel bad about them. Be right back...
Dear audience, forgive me:
• You know that rear rim I had scratched and repaired twice? .... I scratched it again
• I promised myself I’d...
It's true, I fell for it last year, and plan to fall for it again once the Model 3 is out, maybe twice.
Yeahhhh baby!! Ohhhhh yeahhhhhhh! Epic free gas road trips with no sweaty back await! I'd like to thank my manager, God, the Academy, my sales adviser, my stylist, my personal trainer, and all of you at Tesla Motors Club.
I'm gonna drive (ride, while it drives for me) the snot out of this baby for the next 500,000 miles or more...
Impressive example of quoting your own posts while patting yourself on the back. ;)
Let's just say this alert made me a little nervous.
Exhaustive thought output has created the following list of super serious worries.
1. I am extremely worried that since there is no loud hum from the engine my baby will no longer fall asleep when I drive home every night.
2. I neither smoke nor play the lottery, but when I get the car and I no longer need gas station trips, I lose the only...
Well, let me tell you about Autopilot. Everyone keeps asking me about FSD. People love my autopilot. I make the best autopilot. And we will have LA to NY FSD by end of this year. It will be great, the best drive ever, and FORD will pay for it. Tesla owners keep saying to me “We need autopilot!” and I say I hear you! I am the best autopilot...
You should expect the gift to be at least a year late, due to supplier issues.
Also, did you fully option your gift? If not, I'm afraid you're going to get your gift a lot later than everybody else.
I see you're on the East Coast as well - another strike against you. West Coasters, gift-makers, and previous gift-owners will get priority....
There you go :D
They both turned on autopilot at the same time...
That is tragically disappointing and absolutely a dealbreaker. This is a fundamental failure. Absolutely no way in software to adjust that so I'm 100% sure everyone is going to be stuck with "SuckerCharging" forever.
Tesla is Doomed! Cancel your reservation now! Steve would never have allowed this.
An ad at the bottom of TMC really got me. I want a premium ownership experience. I have "impeccable taste for fine art and culture." I want to "celebrate the distinguished and elite lifestyle of horse racing." I want a "private fitting room" at the dealership. I too want to sit on my couch and rub leather samples with a discerning look on my...