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I am on Windows 95. Many software and websites completely stopped working or working in degraded mode.
I am planning to sue Microsoft, Yahoo, Google, Lotus and every other software company
No, you are not mistaken. This is a post where someone congratulates himself for saving $20 per year in electricity on his rapidly depreciating $100,000 car. The same someone who will be like sad Keanu when he picks up his Tesla - only to learn the very next day all cars ship with augmented reality windshields and third generation massage seats...
It's his usual daily driver, so I guess that explains the need for repairs. But I thought it would hold up better. It needs:
Numerous paint touch ups on front and rear end;
New windshield and pano glass;
New nose cone;
New headlights; and
Theres probably more I'm forgetting. At this point, probably cheaper to just buy him a...
I hope my wife vows to never to drive the Tesla. That would be great.
Free oil changes, tune-ups and belt checks.
The election year puts me in a fact checking mood, and I'm a glutton for calling people out. Sorry not sorry.
Doesn't have a Tesla
Doesn't have a Tesla
Has a Porshe
Suddenly has a Tesla Model S and a Prius (both hatch backs - keep that in mind for next post)
Has an S again
Never owned another American car - So no Tesla
A porshe or model...
A friend just spotted this in Sunnyvale (CA) last week – here's how it's done:
Yeahhhh baby!! Ohhhhh yeahhhhhhh! Epic free gas road trips with no sweaty back await! I'd like to thank my manager, God, the Academy, my sales adviser, my stylist, my personal trainer, and all of you at Tesla Motors Club.
I'm gonna drive (ride, while it drives for me) the snot out of this baby for the next 500,000 miles or more...
Impressive example of quoting your own posts while patting yourself on the back. ;)
You should expect the gift to be at least a year late, due to supplier issues.
Also, did you fully option your gift? If not, I'm afraid you're going to get your gift a lot later than everybody else.
I see you're on the East Coast as well - another strike against you. West Coasters, gift-makers, and previous gift-owners will get priority....
Let's just say this alert made me a little nervous.
There you go :D
Well, let me tell you about Autopilot. Everyone keeps asking me about FSD. People love my autopilot. I make the best autopilot. And we will have LA to NY FSD by end of this year. It will be great, the best drive ever, and FORD will pay for it. Tesla owners keep saying to me “We need autopilot!” and I say I hear you! I am the best autopilot...
As best I can tell, you are correct, Jeff. Here are some better photos of the damage (which appears to only be that small cosmetic glass section):
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As to everyone who is deciding on my behalf whether I should pay or Tesla should pay, I never even brought that up nor stated an opinion. So...
They both turned on autopilot at the same time...
An ad at the bottom of TMC really got me. I want a premium ownership experience. I have "impeccable taste for fine art and culture." I want to "celebrate the distinguished and elite lifestyle of horse racing." I want a "private fitting room" at the dealership. I too want to sit on my couch and rub leather samples with a discerning look on my...
So, here's the deal: I was about to turn the corner near a local pizza joint and enjoying the cooler evening weather, had my windows open and sunroof open. In the parking lot of aforementioned pizza joint, were a handful of young adults with their cars. As I cornered, I heard the word "Tesla" but paid no mind to it or them. I merged with...
I know these kind of conversations can be really hard, but we may as well just come out and say it.
We have a problem.
It is a big problem.
I went into Slacker this morning and tried out the Most Listened To By Tesla Owners channel. The first song was Justin Bieber. Then some weird Euro-trash. Then Kenny Chesney or some other strange country...
This about as close to pissing down your leg as you can get with an ad campaign. Sorry BMW, but Elon might as well be your boogey man.