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Today marks the completion of a 2-year wait for a Model 3. It's been a really long wait. So much anticipation. I've literally scoured google daily for Model 3 news for 2 years. And now there's a Model 3 in my garage, and I didn't think I'd have that many problems, but I do. Here goes....
1) I have this Hyundai Sonata that I dunno if I...
I am on Windows 95. Many software and websites completely stopped working or working in degraded mode.
I am planning to sue Microsoft, Yahoo, Google, Lotus and every other software company
I start using the built-in browser. As soon as it finishes loading the first page, I'm done charging. Time passes so fast!
For 5 years, I have dreamed of owning a Tesla. For 5 years, I looked at EVERY single Tesla for sale on TMC, ebay, autotrader, cl, and others. I was doubting that I would ever be able to get a Tesla in the price range I was willing to pay. Then, with a stroke of luck, I came across a great deal on an 85 AP1 car that is incredibly loaded. Man, I...
It's his usual daily driver, so I guess that explains the need for repairs. But I thought it would hold up better. It needs:
Numerous paint touch ups on front and rear end;
New windshield and pano glass;
New nose cone;
New headlights; and
Theres probably more I'm forgetting. At this point, probably cheaper to just buy him a...
No, you are not mistaken. This is a post where someone congratulates himself for saving $20 per year in electricity on his rapidly depreciating $100,000 car. The same someone who will be like sad Keanu when he picks up his Tesla - only to learn the very next day all cars ship with augmented reality windshields and third generation massage seats...
I hope my wife vows to never to drive the Tesla. That would be great.
SEC: "You tweeted that you are thinking about taking Tesla private. Is that true?"
EM: Yes, it is true. I am thinking about it. I think about many things. Don't you?
SEC: You also wrote "funding secured." What did you mean by that?
EM: Oh, damn autocorrect! I wrote: "FUDsters screwed."
SEC: Okay, thanks for clearing that up. Carry on.
The election year puts me in a fact checking mood, and I'm a glutton for calling people out. Sorry not sorry.
Doesn't have a Tesla
Doesn't have a Tesla
Has a Porshe
Suddenly has a Tesla Model S and a Prius (both hatch backs - keep that in mind for next post)
Has an S again
Never owned another American car - So no Tesla
A porshe or model...
Free oil changes, tune-ups and belt checks.
I had a moped in high school that could get over 80 miles on a gallon of gas. That was over 20 years ago, so I am extrapolating that today’s cars can average 100 miles to the gallon. The average price of gas in Arkansas is $2.39 per gallon so the average gasoline car costs 2.39 cents per mile to run.
The Model 3 on the other hand, “Tesla”...
This sounds awful, I just sold all of my Tesla stock and cancelled my Model 3 reservations. Thank you for the tip:cool:
Here's my midnight confessional - a Tesla Model X driver. ... you won't tell anyone, will you?
Standard disclaimer: I'm not sure if these are technically sins, but I do feel bad about them. Be right back...
Dear audience, forgive me:
• You know that rear rim I had scratched and repaired twice? .... I scratched it again
• I promised myself I’d...
I think his position is currently fourth in line at the liquor store...
I'm short Tesla and glad trading is halted. Gives me time run out to the pharmacy for some lube.
A friend just spotted this in Sunnyvale (CA) last week – here's how it's done:
You guys, I just experienced a beautiful moment of love yesterday.
My Model 3, Elektra, was on AutoPilot, and this was on the 405 where there are frequent phantom traffic stops. Normally, I'd tap the accelerator a bit to make the gap smaller but the display showed another vehicle right in front of vehicle in front, so I didn't wanna...
That's not how this works.
There is a giant short interest in the TSLA stock, which will have to be covered... And if a deal goes through that means 50%+ don't want to sell. Then the shorts will need to cover their giant options with a small fraction of the shares outstanding.
Here is a video explaining how much money shorts could lose: