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When dealing with old people, remember one thing: The older one gets, the less “life in prison” is a deterrent.:D
lol you x'd out the wrong part of your vin dude.
Headline: Shortsville Times
Tesla quality so bad, people are buying two or three model 3's in order to get one good one!
you can trade it in and get a 2020 Corolla Hybrid, or move to California.
Police Officer pulls over a Model 3 driver and tells him he can't have a computer mounted on the dash.
TT007, I love your enthusiasm for TSLA. I love how your predictions always make me feel, for a brief time, like I'm going to be a multi-millionaire within a week or two.
But having said that, I will only tolerate your ambitious posts if you agree to start using a period every once in awhile. Please. My eyes need a brief pause occasionally so...
Driving in Orlando yesterday with my wife on a road trip and got my first Tesla hate. Was on NAP and stable in a single lane, so I know I didn’t do anything abnormal. Anyway, a red Mercedes SUV pulled in front of us in the left lane and opened the passenger window and flicked us off then pulled back with the passenger and driver laughing as I...
That's not how this works.
There is a giant short interest in the TSLA stock, which will have to be covered... And if a deal goes through that means 50%+ don't want to sell. Then the shorts will need to cover their giant options with a small fraction of the shares outstanding.
Here is a video explaining how much money shorts could lose:
Your daily Seeking Alpha Rundown:
Here's How We Short Tesla And Still Sleep Soundly
Summary: Don't worry, we all know that Tesla is going down eventually. Buy calls to deal with the risk and then ignore the volatility. And the cognitive dissonance about the fact that you're also going long on Tesla.
Quote: "Because we agree with Jim Chanos...
I drove my date to the prom in this:
chill mode was built-in and permanent.
The only question is does he mean August 2018?
Yusaku Maezawa 前澤友作 on Twitter
Shortsville Times: Japanese billionaire and SpaceX Moon astronaut Yusaku Maezawa inspects BFR, finds panel gaps!
Also, rocket is way too small and is built in a tent.
He means the back of the car doesn’t say P100D any more so that everyone knows how much money you spent at a casual glance.
Try being a Pre-AP guy- We're just tying to blend in :)
Oh look.... Atari games! Whoo hoo!
Didn't you declare you were cancelling last year? Was this a new reservation?
Trolls won't be able to type this.
An actual conversation I had with my 29yr old girlfriend after she drove my car.
Girlfriend "A trailer hit the back of your car"
Me "Did you get the guys insurance?"
Girlfriend "No, he was not around"
Me "So you backed into a trailer?"
Girlfriend "Nope, I was backing up and it was in my way"
Me "Didn't you look at the camera?"
Instead of fretting about the stock, I am laughing hysterically in advance. I just set my wife's car (unbeknownst to her) to fart every time she uses the blinker. She has no idea of this latest software update and I have to say, the random variety of farts will even make a grown man laugh endlessly.
It's true, I fell for it last year, and plan to fall for it again once the Model 3 is out, maybe twice.