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    FSD v12.x (end to end AI)

    Thank you, good advice, will do......
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    FSD v12.x (end to end AI)

    Thanks, Alan. No known spills/pee but gives me some direction.
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    FSD v12.x (end to end AI)

    Are you suggesting I look too fat for the seatbelts to hold?
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    FSD v12.x (end to end AI)

    Right, that wasn't a real question. What I meant was........what in the farmer's mother does this mean?
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    FSD v12.x (end to end AI)

    So does that explain this message? All seems right. Well, I haven't yet tried crashing into a deer at 80 mph. .
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    FSD v12.x (end to end AI)

    Oh, stop it! You're crossing the line now...........
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    FSD v12.x (end to end AI)

    And if you don't have any friends can you just pay some churchy people to do the walkabout? Asking for a friend..........if I had one..........
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    FSD v12.x (end to end AI)

    I'm over here boss........
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    What Percent is Your Tesla Charged to While at Home?

    We have irrefutable evidence that indicates never to charge to 53%. In fact, all 2024 Tesla models go from 52% straight to 54%. Like skyscrapers that just leave a blank space where floor 13 goes.........
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    I don't know, I was out of town when that sh*t happened...........
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    So I'm still with the poor relatives on 2023.44.30.8 but I have to say this is the best FSDj I've had to date. And don't tell my wife about my dating habits, please. But......on my last four 150-mile interstate commutes I have not gotten a single warning, not for eyes, pay attention, wheel...
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    True. Science is science..........I've done my research.........
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    If you are traveling at 60 mph and cross over into a 40 mph zone.........you will die immediately. No exceptions! Happened to me many times. That's just science right there.......
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    Now don't go getting all fresh with FSD, you will get nagged alright.........
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    Model Y front windshield replacement

    I guess. Also, Tesla suggested Safelite, and they were cheaper, offered/used an OEM Tesla windshield. They did require it to be calibrated electronically, which the Tesla software would have done on its own.
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    Range Loss Over Time, What Can Be Expected, Efficiency, How to Maintain Battery Health

    Yes, never download an update, ever! Not worth the risk. I'm still on MS-DOS, mostly sh*t-driving on stilts......... Strumming on the old banjo.........
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    I may be totally wrong, but I'm a fool! One of my legs is shorter than the other and both my feet's too long.......
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    Just get a robot to follow the robots, and the backstreet boys too, also........
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    What makes anyone think this has anything to do with the specific car? Just because they use the word Waymo? A random car gets vandalized, how about a story that goes with that? Or do we all live on assumptions in modern times?
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    Jebus on a stick, did FSDb at least bother to shrug its shoulders?
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    "I'm from Jersey"...........Oh yeah, which exit?
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    It has an airplane mode you know........
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    I think that's why I get by without frequent strikes, Tesla just doesn't like staring me in the face. And who can blame them? Been known to scare small children.........
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    My pappy said, "Son, you're gonna' drive me to fester, If you don't stop drivin' that Hot Rod Tesler."
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    Right, you should pay as much attention to what's behind and beside you as to what's in front. But with me, now mostly using FSDb on a basically empty freeway, those percentages have favored the straight-ahead views. I should have explained that earlier. I commute once a week, 150 miles each...
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    I recall getting some free publicity once. But I was out of town when that sh*t happened.........
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    Sometimes that screen stares at me as if my other head is making faces at it..........
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    Sure, but the rest of us do. I clearly now only get strikes when staring straight ahead, eyes open, obviously paying attention, but not moving my head like an ectopic octopus.........
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    Walk of shame, I'm there. Now the Autopilot screen actually states you lose both Autosteer beta and FSDb for 5 such misanthropic events. Our non-FSDb car just states you lose the Autosteer beta after 5 such events. Neither says for how long you lose those prepaid privileges. Anyone know if the...
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    Now I have to drive my wife's M3P with only AP and see if I can rack up some strikes. And just how many AP strikes does a godly knight errant get before being led to a folie à deux with the King of X.......or having to steer a damn car.......... "People are not staring at me, they're staring...
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    Well, that sucks junk right up the nose. Getting suspended from AP is like staring into the abyss of the Baby Driver........ Scoot down the road, what's my number? I wonder how your engines feel
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    Does this type of suspension, FSDb and AP, have anything to do with the AP recall? Something I have not followed........meaning now you can be suspended from AP for bad behavior?
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    Ok, I'm in the junk tank now, suspending AP along with FSDb is what I'll call junky...........At least leave me with AP like nonFSDb cars all have, AP sucks compared to FSDb but at least it auto-stears........
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    Hyperactive, right. Maybe I need to do more meth.........
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    It now always gives that warning on initial engagement of FSDb. That one you can ignore. Just a well-pay-attention if you're gonna play FSDb reminder.
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    I know, it's like I have to keep looking around like a paranoid robot.........
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    Also with the new model 3, there is no performance version. What?
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    No software change but I did get FSDb suspended. Third time over the years. This time I sort of did it somewhat on purpose. Well........I had three strikes and was going to be home for 10 days so on the interstate commute home last week I added two more. Truth is the strikes have all come from...
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    Almost like it's close to sometimes being like junk?
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    Only stolen European expats can make U-turns........
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    Have you at least played one on TV? Asking for a friend...........
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    Yeah, and Musk is way too young to have been out there doing LSD with Steve Jobs. Or that crazy party animal Bill Gates........high on life that one.........
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    2 and 1/2 years, and that's my final offer..........
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    A recent study showed that the majority of human beings are not smart enough to even know what windshields are, let alone how to wipe them.......
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    I know, right? Humans are terrible drivers. They make FSDb look like an Indy 500 drive in the park, on half-dose steroids, hey, where'd you get your license? Sears?
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    Night school?
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    Right, that should fix the problem.........
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    You could get prescription sunglasses. You know, with camera monitors installed.......
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    Got 44.30.8 yesterday for the FSDb M3P. Haven't tried it yet but I can already say my minor bugs look soooooooo much better fixed..........
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    FSD Beta v11.x

    I've heard rumors of a recall, you know, to change the snake oil.........