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This year. I’m not selling a thing. Have been selling $400 puts forever and avoiding this forum. Less stress
Sold some $385p for 10/30 to the dumbasses. Such a juicy premium. There will definitely be another run up into earnings. I’ll sell some more puts...
It’s very very simple. Half of Tesla’s mission is to save the environment. The other half is to make Elon as wealthy as possible, so that he can...
I agree, we need refreshed model S and X. Idc about short term volatility
I WANT A REDESIGNED X. IMM GONNA ASPLODE :mad::mad: :(
Some of the people in the media literally think that the million mile battery will have a million mile range... literally
2022 is literally next year. Elon is playing 15d chess as usual and wiping out the short term idiots asap
Elon has big big mental issues. He’s out of his mind. HE IS NOT NORMAL. He thinks of Tesla like a game of Starcraft, he’s going to fill the map...
I can say with almost 100% certainty that the election will be contested for a while, and 10% chance California will secede in 2021. Thankfully...
TT007 for sure.
And I’m on record saying that TT007 would have the last laugh. Think he made almost $100m
Man, Naples is so beautiful compared to New Jersey. I’m driving down to Florida next week and might buy a home in Naples. Good to know that they...
Whenever SoftBank says so
I really won't. My Model 3 takes a dump on my old S. It's not even comparable, it's very embarrassing actually
If they show Plaid with no refreshed interior, I will sell every single share in protest
I’m VERY confident that this will be the case next week. Will write some puts for the smooth brains
Just ordered a Model X Performance in the hopes that it magically turns into a Plaid version on 9/22 for the same price
Tesla literally robbed Wall Street, looted $5b and burned it down. This should be celebrated. Stock was due for a large pull back regardless you...
It moved $100 a day pre-split, and now moves $100 a day post-split. It's the same, I swear
Will be funny if we start seeing downgrades due to SP sliding
Everyone who bought the day of the split are running for the exits. People who have been long are accumulating those shares a bit cheaper. Good....
GM bought 11% of NKLA
Same people who ran it up 87% on a stock split?
Tesla should sell $65b of stock to the index funds. I want to see Valueanalcyst break his/her/their/xer screen
then Tesla can buy back the...
Dude’s a joke like Valueanalyst lol
He apologizes and says it’s not happening,...
This guy is like the bears that keep predicting a stock market crash. They keep guessing. Eventually they’ll be right
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Tesla isn’t joining the S&P
It’s going to $87
Good. Now they can buy from me at double the price
Tesla has shortseller-19 antibodies, don’t worry. ‘Tis but a little cold
It’s going to bounce so hard lmao seeing huge call sweeps
Tesla should dump stock now and trigger the -10% short uptick rule, then S&P tonight and go to $3636637374747474
$2,000 this year when FSD updates blows peoples minds. It just needs to be 90% there
Quick, someone archive all his vids and website
I’m depressed now
Pretty much this. Tesla doesn’t really need the cash, but it’s nice to have. Pretty obvious that the S&P knows that the index funds won’t be able...
There is no set price for the shares. They are just authorized to print $5b worth of shares and sell them on the open market whenever they want
This is entering bubble territory. But I believe it can hit $700 before dropping down to $350ish. Please, if you are using margin, start...
Sell puts instead. It’s free money
Yes very concerned selling everything
He’s splitting those shares one by one, almost done
This is what I’m saying. Who cares if it turns into a bubble temporarily, as long as we make moneys. Bubbles are good why do you think people like...
The real run starts when we see the new FSD software in a few weeks. The hype will carry it to $1 trillion valuation this year. Why do you think...
Everything that I buy is paid in full. It just feels a lot better to not have debt
$3500 ($700) will happen this year. I will be there, selling covered calls
Bubbles can get scary big before they burst. Tesla will be $1,000 ($1 trillion market cap) post split by end of year. That is the bubble. Current...
$2147483647 by end of month