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Pardon the bump. I asked this question and still wondering, but it was buried in a longer post.
Shhh! When it goes up, we're pretending it makes sense. Don't tell.
POP!!!
The resistance at $2,000 is like the thin layer of skin over the head of a giant pimple. (Ew. Sorry.)
I know this: They got no money from me for FSD, but if there was a monthly or annual option, they'd have gotten something. Since the development...
The fact is we're guessing, but there's logic to it. 1) If we treat Tesla's price of $8,000 as its "value" as a permanent feature, and if we...
Right now it works well enough to be cool and add some convenience. So that has value. When it does more, it will have more value.
It might sell at that price, but I probably wouldn't be a buyer after the first month. Since it has nearly zero cost (after huge development...
Great! In case they're listening (they're not) I'd go as much as $350US on a monthly basis (and I'd probably only do a one month trial at that...
As a Model 3 owner who's happy with Autopilot and unwilling to pay the big price for FSD, I would certainly pay perhaps $350 to try it for a...
Okay, WT actual F?
Although this probably isn't the right thread for this topic, this is where you brought it up. I believe the solution isn't complete until fusion...
For any business to provide great service, many things are required. Well trained people, money, a well-developed infrastructure... ...and one...
Me: "Model Y mirrors exist right?" Tesla: "Yes." Me: "Can I order them?" Tesla: "No." Me: "Can I order Full Self Driving?" Tesla: "Of course!" Me:...
Oh I totally I expected that. In fact I expected exactly what I found. But if this wasn't Tesla, I could at least put the part on backorder, and...
Apparently they can't answer the phone, and the online chat says they have "no answers" about whether I can order the parts. (Let alone whether...
The model Y side mirrors are bigger than the model 3 side mirrors. I would love to have them on my model 3. Will they fit? And if so, how can I...
I have not driven one. Have they committed to air suspension, or could it be hydraulic... and would that solve the problem? I do feel one of its...
The correct term is "incompetent". By definition, that's not troubleshooting.
I'm also a former software developer. Often, even if the "Problem Exists Between Wheel And Seat" (PEBWAS)... Poor design greatly contributes to...
I firmly believe that "creep mode" should be the default while in reverse. I like one-pedal driving, but I absolutely hate using the accelerator...
So anyway... Let's talk Monday. I predict the stock is gonna go up. It's also gonna go down. I have no idea which will happen first, or by how...
You know what they say about he who smelt it.
I think if humans can't see, then even cars that can see through fog should stay home. Similarly, they shouldn't drive when road markings are...
That's what I said yesterday. It feels bottomey now, and I'm back in.
My opinion, as a complete idiot, on the recent action: First of all, I believe TSLA is going to $2,000 and beyond. I'm apprehensive about the...
Started the day with a 57K account net worth. 10 minutes before market close, I had 208K account net worth. 10 minutes later, half of it was gone....
Just a thought, but it wouldn't surprise me if the stock price itself gleans so much press that a few extra cars get sold this quarter.
"Sorry boss, I can't come in today, I've come down with a bad case of euphoria."
Is a black top hat, coat tails, monocle and cane required attire when you're a multimillionaire? All I have is a tweed blazer with fake leather...
So, here I sit with my $129K account... I mean $132K account... I mean $134K account... and... It's all TSLA calls, but I'm wondering what to do...
This "get rich quick" situation is nice and all... but frankly it's scary. I wish it would move a little slower. I've got a few thousand in cash...
The premarket volume looks like most days' intraday volume.
Me when I woke up this morning in California: [IMG]
There's a reason the names "Mustang" and "Hummer" are resurrected. (And the word "Turbo" come to think of it.) I think they'll need those names...
That's what my car said when I disengaged autopilot.
If this isn't a squeeze, what does a squeeze look like?
If you're asking me, then no joke, for real, I literally do NOT know what I'm doing. I'm new with options. If you want a real introduction to...
I wouldn't know. I'm an actual idiot making big money on options. I was thinking their first commercial should be a static image of a 1-year...
If 1,000 is the new 400, then 2,500 is the new 1,000 and 5,000 is the new 2,000.
I'd say 1,000 is the new 400
I can't believe I said that only 12 days ago.
Battery day: Is it about Capacitor-battery hybrids? That could be amazing in many ways, and "blow minds" if they can make it work.
Prediction for this morning's action at market open, in order: 1) It shoots up. 2) It shoots back down within the first hour. 3) It climbs...
I love autopilot, which is free and it's 80% of what I'd want in autonomy. Until FSD is better at lane changes, interchanges, and stoplights than...
Didn't quite realize that, and respectfully I'm still not sure it's true, but it doesn't matter much. I've already specified the number of motors...
I am almost certainly such a person. I ordered one of each trim level the moment Elon said "You can order now if you want." ...and I don't have...
New rumor: Tesla to announce the new CyberHelicopter tonight. It runs on wind power. (Yes, I just made that up.)
I happen to BE an a**hole, and I find that offensive. (Edit: Lest people think I'm serious, cuz this is the internet... I'm not.)
Closing at the high of the day. (And I think far below tomorrow's open.)
