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Diamond Hands.
New Ferraris have buttons instead of turn signal stalks. Judging by your avatar, you should know. ;) They seem to be selling just fine in WA.
Finally my Plaid MX order went through! :)
I've been trying to order the new Plaid Model X for about 20 minutes. The payment page is broken. BAF!
Tesla now qualifies for the Dow index as well. $8T under management. When is that happening? Let the Part Duex game begin and may the odds be in...
Things are getting toasty. E*TRADE just increased margin maintenance requirement on Tesla from 40% to 70%. Looks like overleveraged retail will...
So, you capped your upside at 84% above today's price and you got paid 15% pre-tax on that risk for a year and a half. Your risk yields about 5%...
You will have 125 shares of TSLA on September 1st. The trading on the 1st will open at roughly last session's closing price divided by 5. Your...
I cannot stress the profound significance of this. This will result in the largest wealth transfer of the century. Place your bets wisely.
Based on what's happening AH, I should have. I owe you some DRC next time I am near Ponte Vedra Beach.
Thank you fo this. Just bought *00 shares @1119.8 based on what you said.
Jesus, the marketing reach between these two is insane. Happy Q3, y'all. https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1278353774671802369
It's gonna blow your minds but did you know that your car has 4 tires? It will also work on your spouses' minivans. :-D 2 cars in the fam? 8...
FSD upgrade secured for our new XP. Y'all own Tire Repair Kit by now, right? Better than waiting for a tow truck... Tire Repair Kit
Doing our thing. Bought OTM 2022 LEAPs and taking delivery of our 7th Tesla as we speak. :D
Mr. Higgins has a very punchable face.
100%, it was manipulated. I was watching that show unfold and couldn't stop laughing at how obvious the whole thing was. The free fall happened...
Checkmate.
Tesla is as much of a car company as Apple is a handset manufacturing business.
Which articles are you referencing if you don't mind sharing.
I am sure they hedged the exchange rate.
The best platform in the business even for the fanciest of stuff.
We are on our 3rd Model X. The best car we've ever owned. Also own a 2yo Ferrari. You will love it!
Yeah, Züne OS.
Bridgewater is the largest hedge fund in the world. 45k shares is a rounding error on one of their options legs.
Highly likely. Those guys don’t usually lose, they are the best of the best but they sold an ungodly number of TSLA calls last fall. LEAPs were...
Agreed. I bet them and Susquehanna are responsible for 50+% of the retirements and call-in-riches on TMC.
Who wants to share a G650 from NYC? :-D
How in the world am I blocked on that one... I never said anything to those people....
I have enough of that. Didn't have 420 in the collection.
Am I late to the party? Did I miss anything over the last month?
Up until this week, etrade offered 50/50 split on hypothecation fees for TSLA if you let your shares to be lent out. They stopped doing this as of...
Anesthesiologist YouTuber was also brought in and she ordered one. Whoever is doing Tesla's marketing is a genius. OEM car makers, bow to the new...
Finally, somebody got it. :-D
Just ordered Tesla's $340 all-weather floor mats for our X. I think I just single-handedly improved Tesla's gross margins a few decimal points....
Ya, we love our bots. ;)
I haven't owned a Model S since 2016. I will buy a tri-motor Model S as soon as they are available to order. Will trade a V12 Ferrari for it.
The conversation about EU credits has been flipped to insinuate that Tesla needs this credits revenue. Musk, his CFO and Board Chair all stated...
Better odds playing TSLA leaps at the moment.
Donated as well!!
This is why they will not build true wealth by investing. Also, I added $400 and $450 J22 Calls during the last hour even though I never recommend...
Sold $175 and $200 strike J21 PUTs. Thanks shorts for the money. 10% annualized return.
It's not Musk, it's the lack of transparent TSLA price discovery by the market. Short term TSLA trading is like gambling at a casino but with MUCH...
Sold high $200s APPL LEAPs, then sold low $200s Tesla Puts. Slowly rolling 15+ year old APPL position into TSLA. Will get a lot more aggressive if...
Anesthesiologist, fashion vlogger, influencer does her marketing thing to promote her new acquisition - Model X with aesthetic customizations....
Everyone should have TSLA in their long-term/retirement portfolio. 98% of retail day traders will lose to market makers. The WS casino will always...
Model X is a much bigger car. See it in person and drive it around to make sure you are comfortable with its size in Taiwan.
It's been a while but let's play this game, boys and girls. Sold $100 '21 PUTs and bought $400 LEAPs.
Very low volume for the day prior to earnings. Sugar is about to get volatile whatever the news is. Fasten your seatbelts.