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Whew,,,,was it good for you?
You know what's amazing? While Tesla is one of the 10 largest companies in the US, and TSLA has gone nuts lately, the vast majority of the world...
Don't bother with the prep. Just watch a few hours of CNBC. Should have the same effect.
I truly don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
This is one of my favorite things about this forum. Different people from different generations, different geographies, different life...
Wife???!! That misogynous cretin ??!! :p:p:p:p
Maybe it's a deliberate slight, or maybe these people are just idiots who really have no meaningful understanding of the thing they're talking...
Ok. Now I'm even more confused.;)
If I had a nickel for every time I heard that…
Bet that’s how the shorts have felt for a while now. Except the other way around. :)
You know what amazes me about this? Those TSLAQ cretins have access to the exact same information and have dug into this company as deeply as we...
TSLA,,,you're drunk. Go home.
The difference is my real job is work. Learning about where Tesla is headed and hanging out with you folks,,,,well that's just fun.
Ah,,,my higher reasoning functions are being disrupted by today's price action. Or, I'm an idiot. Definitely one of the two.
Nice. He responded to Fact Checking.
Scurvy is by definition a disease caused by vitamin C deficiency. So yeah, vitamin C cures it. Infections are not caused by vitamin...
A plea to the mods. I'm totally ignorant of what goes on in world of moderating forums, but I suspect it's a difficult, thankless task. But as...
They should hide them on top of people’s houses. No one will ever think to look there.
This. The other guys are at MaxQ with advertising and they're still struggling. We're doing great with ZERO ads. If there is a general...
Bless you guys for taking one for the team.
Gelände in Grünheide: Bremst dieser Fledermaus-Baum Tesla aus? Drone footage of 30 harvesters cutting down trees. Looks like the Germans are...
If I recall, the default landing protocol is to 'miss' the droneship, and then change course in the last few seconds to actually make the landing....
No.
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That would presume the existence of functioning frontal and prefrontal lobes. That's highly questionable given the stuff that comes out of their...
I spent the last little while on the phone with Tesla service trying to get a tire repaired. I got off the phone slightly annoyed (like a lot of...
So we're at 360, kinda like a year ago. I feel like we've come full circle. :p I'll show myself out.
Probably yesterday.
Yet another data point suggesting they are confident about where they will be with batteries in 2021. Can't wait for that investor day,,,
Wow. Surprisingly positive article. I'm sure the FUD won't stop, but I think we are seeing a shift in perception, or at least in coverage....
That s#^t never gets old. I have this mental image where every one of these launches is like a Falcon 9 colonoscopy to every short selling,...
Yes. Definitely. For sure.
Were his lips moving? Because if they were,,,,,,
How dare you sir! Nobody from the VW group would ever,,,,um,,,,wait. Never mind.
I think your addressable market increases more with more design options than it does with 700 mile range
I wonder if that could be one of the other positive spinoffs of the Maxwell acquisition. If you can improve energy density per cell, it opens up...
Huh? :)
Hey @KarenRei, I'm coming to Iceland for a visit next month. Want that I should slip a Model 3 in my carry-on for you? :) Also, ordered the new...
If that list is accurate then Elon’s companies (Tesla and SpaceX via StarLink) are putting 6 out of those 10 at risk. But there’s no way that...
Hey @ReflexFunds, as far as I’m concerned, there is no reason for you to waste your time replying to this person. Your body of work speaks for...
Regarding the 'no profit in Q1 thing',,,while my initial reaction was disappointment, I think there is a bright side to this. By setting that...
I googled "Polestar 2" because I was genuinely curious about it. Pretty much every link that came back had the words "Model 3" or "Tesla" in it....
Something just occurred to me. Since Tesla depends upon non-traditional advertising (word of mouth, Twitter, etc), then expanding the market (by...
Doesn't accrural accounting (which I'm pretty sure is how major corporations operate) imply that the money involved in a sale is recorded at the...
If this pans out, it’s potentially huge. I would caution though, that it may take a while to get from the lab to mass production manufacturing....
Uh,,,Mr Short,,,,we have a message here for you from a,,,,Mr Call. First name Margin I believe. He said it's important.
I wonder if this is a sign that Tesla may be aggressively taking on some if the legal battles that they've been dancing around or halfheartedly...
Slight clarification. I think he's married to his missions, not the jobs per se. And the I think that's why his ex's are OK with it. It's easier...
Dude(ette), We're not laughing at you. We're laughing,,,,,,, aww,, who am I kidding. We're laughing at you.