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We have irrefutable evidence that indicates never to charge to 53%. In fact, all 2024 Tesla models go from 52% straight to 54%. Like skyscrapers that just leave a blank space where floor 13 goes.........

I don't know, I was out of town when that sh*t happened...........

So I'm still with the poor relatives on 2023.44.30.8 but I have to say this is the best FSDj I've had to date. And don't tell my wife about my dating habits, please. But......on my last four 150-mile interstate commutes I have not gotten a single warning, not for eyes, pay attention, wheel...

True. Science is science..........I've done my research.........

If you are traveling at 60 mph and cross over into a 40 mph zone.........you will die immediately. No exceptions! Happened to me many times. That's just science right there.......

Now don't go getting all fresh with FSD, you will get nagged alright.........

I guess. Also, Tesla suggested Safelite, and they were cheaper, offered/used an OEM Tesla windshield. They did require it to be calibrated electronically, which the Tesla software would have done on its own.

Yes, never download an update, ever! Not worth the risk. I'm still on MS-DOS, mostly sh*t-driving on stilts......... Strumming on the old banjo.........

I may be totally wrong, but I'm a fool! One of my legs is shorter than the other and both my feet's too long.......

Just get a robot to follow the robots, and the backstreet boys too, also........

What makes anyone think this has anything to do with the specific car? Just because they use the word Waymo? A random car gets vandalized, how about a story that goes with that? Or do we all live on assumptions in modern times?

Jebus on a stick, did FSDb at least bother to shrug its shoulders?

"I'm from Jersey"...........Oh yeah, which exit?

It has an airplane mode you know........

I think that's why I get by without frequent strikes, Tesla just doesn't like staring me in the face. And who can blame them? Been known to scare small children.........

My pappy said, "Son, you're gonna' drive me to fester, If you don't stop drivin' that Hot Rod Tesler."

Right, you should pay as much attention to what's behind and beside you as to what's in front. But with me, now mostly using FSDb on a basically empty freeway, those percentages have favored the straight-ahead views. I should have explained that earlier. I commute once a week, 150 miles each...

I recall getting some free publicity once. But I was out of town when that sh*t happened.........

Sometimes that screen stares at me as if my other head is making faces at it..........

Sure, but the rest of us do. I clearly now only get strikes when staring straight ahead, eyes open, obviously paying attention, but not moving my head like an ectopic octopus.........

Walk of shame, I'm there. Now the Autopilot screen actually states you lose both Autosteer beta and FSDb for 5 such misanthropic events. Our non-FSDb car just states you lose the Autosteer beta after 5 such events. Neither says for how long you lose those prepaid privileges. Anyone know if the...

Now I have to drive my wife's M3P with only AP and see if I can rack up some strikes. And just how many AP strikes does a godly knight errant get before being led to a folie à deux with the King of X.......or having to steer a damn car.......... "People are not staring at me, they're staring...

Well, that sucks junk right up the nose. Getting suspended from AP is like staring into the abyss of the Baby Driver........ Scoot down the road, what's my number? I wonder how your engines feel

Does this type of suspension, FSDb and AP, have anything to do with the AP recall? Something I have not followed........meaning now you can be suspended from AP for bad behavior?

Ok, I'm in the junk tank now, suspending AP along with FSDb is what I'll call junky...........At least leave me with AP like nonFSDb cars all have, AP sucks compared to FSDb but at least it auto-stears........

Hyperactive, right. Maybe I need to do more meth.........

It now always gives that warning on initial engagement of FSDb. That one you can ignore. Just a well-pay-attention if you're gonna play FSDb reminder.

I know, it's like I have to keep looking around like a paranoid robot.........

Also with the new model 3, there is no performance version. What?

No software change but I did get FSDb suspended. Third time over the years. This time I sort of did it somewhat on purpose. Well........I had three strikes and was going to be home for 10 days so on the interstate commute home last week I added two more. Truth is the strikes have all come from...

Almost like it's close to sometimes being like junk?

Only stolen European expats can make U-turns........

Have you at least played one on TV? Asking for a friend...........

Yeah, and Musk is way too young to have been out there doing LSD with Steve Jobs. Or that crazy party animal Bill Gates........high on life that one.........

2 and 1/2 years, and that's my final offer..........

A recent study showed that the majority of human beings are not smart enough to even know what windshields are, let alone how to wipe them.......

I know, right? Humans are terrible drivers. They make FSDb look like an Indy 500 drive in the park, on half-dose steroids, hey, where'd you get your license? Sears?

Night school?

Right, that should fix the problem.........

You could get prescription sunglasses. You know, with camera monitors installed.......

Got 44.30.8 yesterday for the FSDb M3P. Haven't tried it yet but I can already say my minor bugs look soooooooo much better fixed..........

I've heard rumors of a recall, you know, to change the snake oil.........

It's a red light runner, red light runner.......... loved that song...........Jefferson Airplane wasn't it?

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a 100% battery charge, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses....

It's my Tesla and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to...........you would cry too if it happened to you..........

Wait, we're supposed to pay attention when driving? Now you tell me...........And how much is that gonna cost me?

Did you point out..........I haven't touched a drop, Occiffer............

That's cheating.........

Agree. I've long been saying FSDb is just a metaphysical flesh wound............

If concepts were mirrors we would all be at least half illegitimate twins.........