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My real doll is not to be removed from the dungeon....

Welcome to the bend over, no lube club called fsd testing. You get used to it after a couple of years!

Good update 👍, however TMC while driving is frowned upon!

I drive same MS, it absolutely sometimes hugs the left yellow line on some corners. Never with opposing traffic in my experience, but just weird. Almost like Elon took the wheel and said "it's my road and I don't give a fu.. what people think"

That ghost was Alan, he doesn't appreciate the freak talk.

I like both of your comments, keep the back and forth coming... Just don't show up at each other's houses. Sorry @kabin ... @Dewg used to be a school 🏫 bus driver, so he could probably take you... just an fyi.. 🤣

You know I like you, (not in a prison sort of way), but you are starting to complain more than usual, and just wanted to know if you need Us, in the Tmc community, to step in a have an "intervention", just for you...?

While this drive was going on your car kept thinking, "I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?"

My MS was perfect until yesterday, sans a few long stops at stop signs or a few accelerator pushes in the last software version. No question that different cars are getting different results. Is it intentional by Tesla for A B testing? Is it the vast majority of clips being fed into the...

More complaints and people being let down. Not from me though, happy to report I just had my 1st disengagement in over 1K miles. It did happen minutes after mobile service installed the new Yoke, highly recommend btw, very nice to have record button and horn in the middle where it always...

Those are where Oscar the Grouch and family live. VRU's...

Stopping short can definitely be a problem...

2024.3.15

Thanks, I will go check mine. MS... service mode, software, autopilot Figured it out, both banks 2.17 GB... what does this tell us?

There is something stopping the 3 of us. We aren't funny, interesting, or smart. So back to the drawing board!!

Can you explain to us low IQ peeps, this data bank thing?

I put black electrical tape over those transmitters years ago. When the sun goes down, Elon and the boys see nothing.... /s

Also the same amount of time you spent graduating 🎓 high school. But hey, you made it!

Agreed, Michael Jackson knew it in 1983...

If it was a full keg of beer 🍺, it would of taken you into the wall to avoid it...

Great to hear you know the difference between Wifi and Hifi...always being last to get any updates makes you probably the most knowledgeable of all the tricks in the book!

I'm sorry if this is a really dumb question. But you know to only check for updates when you're on a good Wi-Fi connection, right? If anyone tells you it doesn't matter. They're wrong.. I am like Joe Isuzu, would I lie???

Makes sense, when I go to see my parole officer, constant nags, interventions, disengagements... Ego doesn't want me going there...

If @j0shm1lls gets it, everyone had it for a month already

Not so sure about that, no matter what destination I input on 12.3.4 it takes me to a strip club... Edit: I was corrected by @Joboo7777 , Gentlemen's Club. I need to learn to be more PC.. thanks buddy!

Good to know, never been a fan of Atlanta's Basketball 🏀 team. Guess FSD isn't either, and is programmed to mow them down.

What the ??? Just checked mine... same thing... did they announce they were cutting price of fsd in half??

Like it matters.. burn 🔥 one in 3 weeks when they put you in the queue!!

What is Alan doing in your hood?

True, and at least in my MS I can turn them off again after fsd is engaged

Wrong, my MS is already L5, just ask my kids!

Your kidding right? 😇

Well said, and the upside if you summon your car to you and it has to travel a long ways, if it happens to get into an accident, there are no occupants in the vehicle, so you and your family are safe! The other drivers, hmmm.. can't speak for them.

Agreed, I want to file a formal complaint about your post. It did not meet my high standards criteria..

I am out of town for the weekend with the family, left the Plaid at home. Last night at dinner we realized we might need another vehicle during our trip for a short period of time. 1 of my kids said, "Hey Dad, just open your Tesla app and have your car drive down to meet us"... "Ummm, son...

You are officially the caboose on the Fsd train 🚆 !!

I noticed today on a road I use all the time, someone started tailgating me, 40 mph speed limit, car was going 42, then sped up to 49 to put distance between us. It never has gone 49 on V12 before today.

You didn’t hear this from me, but the browser can be pulled up by saying "Pull up browser " after voice button press. Rumor is, people use waze with it, amongst other things. I wouldn't know though, since it's a rumor...

Just a FYI, I always use RainX on my windshield. Last week I put it on b piller glass, both sides, and on rear camera.. Huge improvement in wet weather.

Alan mode, no matter what software is installed, the car will always do the wrong thing. Great mode for scaring off potential FSD users...

Is it safe to assume you didn't get V12 in Canada yet?

[email protected] or [email protected] ??

Right, but now it's "Supervised"....or is it?

True, there is an automated response when you email them. I sent a bunch of nude pictures from the Internet, same response as always.

Btw, you don’t know this, but you broke the record for the most times I put someone on ignore, then unignore, then ignore, then unignore, etc. Like 10 times now!! I think your picture gives me Vertigo... Edit: currently you are not being ignored....that could change..

Yeah, that's when we all got it. Did you miss my 278 posts telling everyone to check for updates?? Tmc doesn't pay me to put out false information.. come on man!

You are probably the last one after @STUtoday ...

I made a gesture to a hot chick the other day, it didn't work. Turns out the way I moved my hand was about 3 millimeters too much to the left, instead of more upright. So she took it as "move along ", instead of "Hey, let's talk" Come to think of it, maybe my hand was moving too fast, or too...

Who caught you, Crockett or Tubbs?

I've got nothing to complain about with V12 after dealing with all the prior versions for years.