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  1. Utumno

    Glove box scratches

    Maybe Tesla for a glove box door replacement quote in-app and work down the cost options from there? Scratched gloveboxes and trim annoy my own personal OCD so much that people are banned from bringing their nasty scratchy backpacks and other nonsense into footwells. Eventually my wife will...
  2. Utumno

    [UK] Spring Software Update

    That’s what all stakeholders smell like 😂 (I manage both software developers AND stakeholders for a living, I’m everyone’s worst nightmare…)
  3. Utumno

    [UK] Spring Software Update

    “Experience” ? 😂
  4. Utumno

    [UK] Spring Software Update

    I hope it works to get out of Auto too. This is a major quality of life improvement.
  5. Utumno

    [UK] Spring Software Update

    https://www.notateslaapp.com/software-updates/version/2024.14/release-notes
  6. Utumno

    Battery life...

    If you’re just “topping up” you should only do that to 80% on that vehicle. 100% charges are for trips.
  7. Utumno

    Fisker ocean - UK forum

    I suspect you may be conflating morality with legality, which generally leads to disappointment. Which isn’t to say that if there is provable wrongdoing it shouldn’t be prosecuted of course!
  8. Utumno

    UK FSD Discussion

    In the UK I find it remarkable that anyone elected to buy the FSD license, when there’s not even a vague timeline for a regulatory framework to even make the use of the FSD features possible, let alone any clarity on what those features offer in practical terms. I get that some will have bought...
  9. Utumno

    UK FSD Discussion

    Tesla treats UK as EU, doesn’t it?
  10. Utumno

    UK FSD Discussion

    To enlighten onlookers to the “trolley problem”, which is what your post was using as an ethical framework to moralise about. And The Good Place did a very entertaining and relatable take on it.
  11. Utumno

    UK FSD Discussion

    Not you, Zoros. Because I replied to his post and not yours. I am agreeing with your perspective. I also work in safety critical industries, and am professionally involved in the AI sector.
  12. Utumno

    UK FSD Discussion

    Don’t feed the troll people…
  13. Utumno

    UK FSD Discussion

  14. Utumno

    UK FSD Discussion

    Nah they’d just tweet Elon.
  15. Utumno

    [UK] 2024.8.x

    2024.8.7 just popped on the non-USS MY, still waiting on the the USS MY popping.
  16. Utumno

    2024 Insurance Costs

    My Admiral quote this year (1-March renewal) was £1100. Though I actually live semi-rurally, the HP17 postcode covers the entire area between Aylesbury & Thame so I’m probably paying a premium for technical adjacency to Haddenham 😞 But it also raised this year from £750 to £1500 with LV, hence...
  17. Utumno

    Tesla Alternative?

    <sigh> Or you actually pick it because that’s your favourite paint colour! The wife’s Y is Midnight Silver so I’ve no particular problem paying for paint…
  18. Utumno

    Tesla Alternative?

    Yes, there just isn’t any serious/viable competition in the price bracket. This doesn’t mean the vehicles are perfect, but in general the compromises necessary to switch brands and maintain features mean Elon keeps selling vehicles.
  19. Utumno

    [UK] 2024.8.x

    As soon as Tesla claim “wipers are fixed” or “phantom braking is fixed” there will be the usual onslaught of people claiming it isn’t. The classic software developer approach to release notes” text is therefore “Bugfixes” and making sure the duct tape adhesive on Elon mouth and fingers is still...
  20. Utumno

    Tesla Alternative?

    Some of us chose the white! Its my personal favourite of all the available shades!!
  21. Utumno

    [UK] 2024.8.x

    Still haven’t had an upgrade offered on either of our Y’s. It’s the longest we’ve ever gone on either car without an update. Beginning to wonder if the wifi in the garage is futzed 😂
  22. Utumno

    [UK] 2024.8.x

    Finally the mystery of who stole Bob Monkhouse’s joke book is solved!
  23. Utumno

    [UK] 2024.8.x

    Neither of our Y’s (USS & USS-free) have had the update yet. This probably means I’m twice the twat that you are 😂
  24. Utumno

    2023 Holiday Update

    I have one of each 😂
  25. Utumno

    2023 Holiday Update

    Heh. Prove me wrong: Tesla added the bong to AP specifically to add irritation factor to it, so that you’d be more likely to upsell to EAP.
  26. Utumno

    2023 Holiday Update

    Not if you have a non-USS car you don’t. EAP buys you NOA & auto lane change. The other gimmicks have been “upcoming” for a year.
  27. Utumno

    2023 Holiday Update

    I take your point but if AP automatically re-engaged after a manual lane change and didn’t bong all the freaking time then there’d be virtually no point to EAP. I’m not defending EAP here, I think AP is artificially hobbled to sell an expensive set of EAP gimmicks, most of which don’t work on...
  28. Utumno

    Snow, Ice, and regenerative braking

    RTFM? https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/modely/en_us/GUID-3DFFB071-C0F6-474D-8A45-17BE1A006365.html Further… Not hugely tricky?
  29. Utumno

    2023 Holiday Update

    I don’t think it needs a new stalk personally - just a software modification to cycle through the wiper speed settings when you quick tap the left stalk button while the speed menu is displayed after the first quick tap. But as stalks are going away in Tesla-land, I’m not expecting further...
  30. Utumno

    2023 Holiday Update

    That feature has been released for some considerable time now (2023.12 I think, so probably around April 2023, maybe?) Was welcome when it dropped! If you haven’t seen the other features new on the scroll wheel from that release, it’s worth a quick review.
  31. Utumno

    MYLR all season tyres

    Many thanks!
  32. Utumno

    MYLR all season tyres

    Were these Conti’s sourced via Blackcircles? I’m having a bit of a game finding them…
  33. Utumno

    The BIG QUESTION FOR MODEL S AND ALL OTHER TESLA MODELS … ITS A COMPUTER SYSTEM PROBLEM AS WELL AS A CHARGING QUESTION since I’m an expert systems!

    Best not to feed the troll, particularly one as evidently off their meds as this one…
  34. Utumno

    Model Y tyre replacement

    Double crikey. Thought the Michelins were all 72db and the Hankooks at 72 also?
  35. Utumno

    Model Y tyre replacement

    Crumbs. I can’t believe blackcircles are trying to charge £320.78 a corner for the Hankooks (I just checked). I’m probably 3-4 months off a full new set myself. Typically I’d always opt for Michelins if I could. If I were buying now I’d probably risk the Pilot Sport EV Acoustic, given my...
  36. Utumno

    2023 Holiday Update

    Pretty slick, not to mention ironic…
  37. Utumno

    2023 Holiday Update

    Yes exactly this. .4 non-USS specific?
  38. Utumno

    2023 Holiday Update

    Our 2022 Y got the .2 update pushed to it the day after the 2023 Y had its .4 update applied. Most peculiar.
  39. Utumno

    Model Y UK Delivery

    Bit late to this party, but I found the all-weather mats sold by Tessories to be excellent quality and fit : 3D All-Weather Floor Mats – Model Y - Tessories UK 🔋 I have a set of AliExpress specials in the 2022 Y, and a set of those Tessories ones in the 2023 Y. If I wasn't tighter than a gnats...
  40. Utumno

    Homelink Firmware Bug Confirmed By Tesla

    Rain dried up a bit and I can confirm the previously broken Homelink functionality now works perfectly with the Holiday Update. 🎉
  41. Utumno

    New all metal FUCA oem for model 3

    Compliance with the rules? 😂
  42. Utumno

    2023 Holiday Update

    Our 2023 Y just had 2023.44.30.4 offered and installed. The 2022 Y remains bereft on 2023.38.9. (You are not alone…)
  43. Utumno

    Homelink Firmware Bug Confirmed By Tesla

    2023.44.30.4 just got pushed and installed, and the Homelink button is available! Too wet out at the moment to futz with it, but first signs of a fix are promising!
  44. Utumno

    Homelink Firmware Bug Confirmed By Tesla

    Mine is green across the board in service mode too, in both Y’s. The 2022 model’s Homelink is bulletproof reliable, the 2023 model’s Homelink has never worked. If anyone has noticed improvements in 2023.44.30.1 (the holiday update this year) I’d be very glad to hear it. Our 2022 MY is on...
  45. Utumno

    2023 Holiday Update

    Doesn’t seem to work without the car being updated though, far as I can tell. Or at least the multi stop route I sent this morning didn’t have either the multiple stops!
  46. Utumno

    Homelink Firmware Bug Confirmed By Tesla

    Didn’t know about this. Will check the car and see if Recent works or not!
  47. Utumno

    Homelink Firmware Bug Confirmed By Tesla

    I recently had Homelink installed in our 2023 Model Y by a Tesla Ranger, to match the Homelink module I had installed in our other (2022) Model Y. It's never worked despite all the hardware being correctly installed, and Tesla have just confirmed that the Homelink module is affected by a...
  48. Utumno

    Ohme + intelligent octopus

    It can take a day or two for the app to update with the new tariff. As long as your EV is charging using IO, you’ll be billed at cheap IO rate for the IO schedule. If it’s not updated in a week, give Octopus help a poke.
  49. Utumno

    Ohme + intelligent octopus

    Already have, politely. The fact this is happening to more than just me indicates there might be more to it than a misconfiguration my end 😀 I’ll report back on whatever Octopus come back to me with, of course.