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  1. ZeroDarkSilver

    Definitive S Refresh Front Plate Bracket Removal

    Amazing to see this thread still going strong more than a year later, haha. Keep those pics of your beautiful noses coming! Signed, OP
  2. ZeroDarkSilver

    Version 17.4.14

    Got 17.4.14 today as well. 30 mins after getting home, got a phone notification from Tesla app that said "Beer's here." Went down to check out what happened and it turns out the car drove itself to the store, bought a bunch of my favorite beer, and came home. I suspect I'll see the bill for it...
  3. ZeroDarkSilver

    Autopilot for HW2 rolling out to all HW2 cars today!

    It would be nice if they said what was the best way to report such things. Email to Tesla central? Call to service center? How have you been reporting?
  4. ZeroDarkSilver

    Bad HX_Guy! Reprimanded by AP2!

    Btw, when you say you've never heard anyone mention this before, this is probably this biggest, most notable change Tesla made in response to the Joshua Brown accident in Florida. In the NHTSA report it's called the strike-out system, and its implementation by Tesla last year was probably a...
  5. ZeroDarkSilver

    Bad HX_Guy! Reprimanded by AP2!

    It senses hands-on with a torque sensor. So you have to exert some rotational force on the steering wheel. If you simply squeeze the wheel, but don't exert rotational force, it won't sense it. I've found that keeping one hand around the bottom of the steering wheel on either side of the...
  6. ZeroDarkSilver

    8.0 (2.50.185) caution using TACC/Autosteer features

    Nice. I see you have some minor chrome trim alignment problems. Just like the rest of us. :) If AP2 works like AP1 then if you press the pedal beyond the set TACC speed the car will still accelerate above as long as you keep your foot down, and if you lift it will drop back down to the TACC speed.
  7. ZeroDarkSilver

    Autopilot for HW2 rolling out to all HW2 cars today!

    Yes. Relax and enjoy your bad-ass car which will be come ever more bad-ass as time goes on.
  8. ZeroDarkSilver

    Pack Performance and Launch Mode Limits

    Ok you win. Thanks to @JonMc I am now ready to set fire to another $160k to upgrade to the P100D. As soon as they add the AR HUD. Death to hydrocarbons.
  9. ZeroDarkSilver

    Pack Performance and Launch Mode Limits

    I hope this is a joke. Because traditional car dealers will line up around the block to f*ck you up the ass every day of the week on issues 100x more trivial than this.
  10. ZeroDarkSilver

    Pack Performance and Launch Mode Limits

    The going gets tough when spineless sh*tbags make false claims trying to pin their own sudden acceleration mistakes on AutoPilot, or try to make it seem like EVs catch on fire just by looking at them the wrong way. Electrek has done an admirable job correctly setting the record straight on...
  11. ZeroDarkSilver

    Pack Performance and Launch Mode Limits

    Ok. Just keep in mind that Teslarati and Electrek are not the New York Times. They are EV nerds like us who have their heart in the right place, but at the end of the day are just guys in their underwear at home posting on the internet to make a buck. Debating the "journalistic ethics" of these...
  12. ZeroDarkSilver

    Pack Performance and Launch Mode Limits

    Let me see, how can I make this more clear. The main problem EVs are facing is NOT how many times you can launch your car. The main problem EVs are facing is that there is a MASSIVE GLOBAL F*CKING MEGA-INDUSTRY of fossil fuels trying to kill it dead. So, go ahead and keep raging against...
  13. ZeroDarkSilver

    Pack Performance and Launch Mode Limits

    Yes kudos to TMC for not engaging in a massively time consuming conspiracy to silence rich people who are guilty of nothing other than wanting to have nothing stand in their way of getting their jollies off. Teslarati and Electrek are the god d*mned mortal enemies of all good people who will...
  14. ZeroDarkSilver

    Pack Performance and Launch Mode Limits

    My implication is that 99.9% of the world population has no idea that EVs even exist. Getting your panties in a bunch about how many times your $130,000+ car affording ass can go 0-60 in <3 sec is uncouth. I like launching my car like a m*therf*cker too, but the moral outrage about this issue...
  15. ZeroDarkSilver

    Pack Performance and Launch Mode Limits

    B*tch we are driving $130,000 cars. Relax.
  16. ZeroDarkSilver

    Pack Performance and Launch Mode Limits

    B*tch we are driving $130,000 cars. Relax.
  17. ZeroDarkSilver

    Pack Performance and Launch Mode Limits

    That's cool but I don't...? And, how in the hell did you manage to post 15,000 plus on this forum.
  18. ZeroDarkSilver

    Pack Performance and Launch Mode Limits

    HOLY F*CKING SH*T WAKE UP. Electrek and @FredLambert are one of the greatest assets the Tesla community has. They are the only ones doing real, honest reporting to hold back the bullsh*t clickbait that Bloomberg, WSJ, and Fortune are throwing at Tesla and EVs in general. This is what I mean by...
  19. ZeroDarkSilver

    Pack Performance and Launch Mode Limits

    :facepalm: Do you realize how infinitesimally small the bubble you live in is?
  20. ZeroDarkSilver

    Pack Performance and Launch Mode Limits

    Yeah but seriously, they have have bigger fish to fry, like getting Model 3 off the ground. Glad this turned out well, but let's keep our eye on the ball..."accelerating the world's transition to sustainable energy."
  21. ZeroDarkSilver

    Pack Performance and Launch Mode Limits

    Oh you were also feeling sad...do you need mommy too.
  22. ZeroDarkSilver

    Pack Performance and Launch Mode Limits

    Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
  23. ZeroDarkSilver

    Pack Performance and Launch Mode Limits

    Who cares, he'll just get Panasonic to pay for it.
  24. ZeroDarkSilver

    Pack Performance and Launch Mode Limits

    Demand lever...pulled. We've been played, y'all...
  25. ZeroDarkSilver

    Pack Performance and Launch Mode Limits

    She helped me. Sorry...lol. haha
  26. ZeroDarkSilver

    Pack Performance and Launch Mode Limits

    Awwww...maybe your mommy can help.
  27. ZeroDarkSilver

    Pack Performance and Launch Mode Limits

    Or, Elon thought this was bone-headed and told the lawyers and bean counters to go f*ck themselves
  28. ZeroDarkSilver

    Pack Performance and Launch Mode Limits

    Squeaky wheel with the highest RPM gets the grease...
  29. ZeroDarkSilver

    Pack Performance and Launch Mode Limits

    What kind of 1%'er are you? Quibbling over a mere $70,000. Pathetic! :)
  30. ZeroDarkSilver

    Pack Performance and Launch Mode Limits

    I'm beginning to question your commitment to the cause...
  31. ZeroDarkSilver

    Pack Performance and Launch Mode Limits

    If you can afford that, why not just upgrade your whole car to P100DL and help the world train up AP2?
  32. ZeroDarkSilver

    Pack Performance and Launch Mode Limits

    Headline: 1%'ers Unite and Mobilize to Solve a Grave 1%'er Problem Lol. No, seriously though guys, the lawyers and bean counters just got their d*mn asses handed to them. This is great and Tesla is the best.
  33. ZeroDarkSilver

    8.0 (2.50.185) caution using TACC/Autosteer features

    FULL WRAP? Dang...give us some pics man! Weird, why aren't you on 2.52.xxx series?
  34. ZeroDarkSilver

    Firmware 8.0

    Are you thinking that fan is cooling for the Nvidia DRIVE PX 2 unit?
  35. ZeroDarkSilver

    Software Update Available! HW2 car!

    It's probably 2.52.120, which I describe here: Initial 1000 HW2 cars getting AP software 12/31/16
  36. ZeroDarkSilver

    Ventilated Seats option is quietly removed from the "Premium Package"

    Early on in the life of the Model S, Tesla had troubles with the vendor supplying seats, so it took seat manufacturing in-house. Probably also because of unique requirements of the second row seats in the 6 and 7 seat configurations of Model X. My guess is due to lack of experience, their...
  37. ZeroDarkSilver

    Ventilated Seats option is quietly removed from the "Premium Package"

    I recently took a look at a $160k S-class and said d*mn, why does this thing have such a small console display, have all this machinery taking up space in the frunk, shake and vibrate and make a huge racket when it starts up, not recover kinetic energy when you slow down, force you to visit a...
  38. ZeroDarkSilver

    Initial 1000 HW2 cars getting AP software 12/31/16

    No mine's a HW1, I'm referring to an HW2 belonging to someone I know. But, this is first-hand knowledge as I drove the car myself with 2.52.120, not just talking about something I saw on a YouTube video.
  39. ZeroDarkSilver

    Initial 1000 HW2 cars getting AP software 12/31/16

    Saw 2.52.120 installed on a HW2 car that was not one of the initial 1,000. Release notes say "minor stuff". AP2 is not enabled, still just standard cruise control w/o radar. Headlights are now auto instead of manual, as is day/night mode for console display. No other notable changes. I think...
  40. ZeroDarkSilver

    I want my Mommy....

    To all the people who wet their pants over the launch counters, "I want my Mommy" is Elon giving you the finger... This sh*t made me lol
  41. ZeroDarkSilver

    No incentive to keep improving AutoPilot on HW1

    Even if there's never another software update to my AP1 car, it will still be the best car I've ever owned. Like by a long shot. A really really long shot. And it's possibly, probably? the best product I've ever purchased. No car manufacturer has ever offered to upgrade my car, in any way...
  42. ZeroDarkSilver

    Can You Believe This......Big Problems With No Help, Attorney Time!!!

    When I took delivery, between the excitement and it was a little dark in the delivery bay, I didn't notice a dent in the driver side door. Noticed it as soon as I got home that day, but then got busy and didn't have a chance to follow up for almost two weeks. Since I hadn't noted it on my due...
  43. ZeroDarkSilver

    Initial 1000 HW2 cars getting AP software 12/31/16

    Cali is a city in Columbia.
  44. ZeroDarkSilver

    Pack Performance and Launch Mode Limits

    It's not a bug. The CSS stylesheet rule governing just about every element of that page specifies "none" for "user-select": This prevents you from using your cursor to highlight text in the page. Of course, you can use your browser's DOM inspector to delete this rule if you really want to and...
  45. ZeroDarkSilver

    EAP HW2 - my experience thus far... [DJ Harry]

    Notice how in my post I say "just speculating here" and "I wonder if...". And in your post you say "you have to understand...". Unless you are Sterling Anderson, work on his team, or have stolen Tesla's IP, you don't know how all this actually works. Not sure why you are so insistent that...
  46. ZeroDarkSilver

    EAP HW2 - my experience thus far... [DJ Harry]

    Just speculating here, but I wonder if the 4 vs 8 camera distinction between EAP and FSD will go away at some point. Meaning they will announce at some point that EAP is using 8 cameras too. The idea here is, why not use all 8 cameras (even when EAP is not engaged) for "safety" functionality...