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    FSD WTF

    Commensurate with the outlook of FSD for early purchasers.
  2. R

    FSD WTF

    The problem of course being that Elon's relationship with the truth is at best a conceptual familiarity, not an intimate one, so we really have no idea what will happen.
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    FSD WTF

    For whatever it may be worth, due to Tesla's shenanigans with FSD I cancelled my plan to buy a Model Y to replace our ICE, and I'm now planning on buying an Audi Q4 E-tron as soon as the fully-specced models hit the US. It'll be a step back in terms of ADAS since I'll lose nav on autopilot...
  4. R

    Snippiness 2.0

    Not trying to announce it, nutsack, asking for help in breaking the habit.
  5. R

    Permaban please.

    Time for me to move on to healthier pursuits than giving Elon and Tesla so much of my time and energy. thanks in advance.
  6. R

    FSD V9 updates?

    Known liar utters something that turns out to be true. Full story, tonight after the weather.
  7. R

    FSD WTF

    They don't get to play the startup card any more. Those days are long passed. Ambition doesn't give them a pass to lie to their customers. Hold them accountable or they will never learn.
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    FSD V9 updates?

    First stop: Disappointmentville. The train will stay at that station for a duration that has not yet been determined.
  9. R

    Stealth Hitches Concerns (Invisihitch issues on BMW)

    Well that's just an ignorant statement. Fewer people, sure. No one? Cmon.
  10. R

    What if FSD doesn't materialize?

    I can't speak for others but I bought the car for the claimed autonomy. I would be thrilled to never drive ever again if I can avoid it.
  11. R

    What if FSD doesn't materialize?

    Oh yes, the joys of sitting in traffic and wasting my life. driving is fun when it's a good, smooth surface, no traffic, no cops. I never experience that anymore, so the fun of driving is dead for me.
  12. R

    Which ICE SUV that has comparable autopilot system to Tesla's autopilot on highway?

    Uggghhhh that's frustrating. I hate the idea of losing the auto resume. how's the lanekeeping?
  13. R

    Which ICE SUV that has comparable autopilot system to Tesla's autopilot on highway?

    How good is it? I'm probably going to buy the Q4 etron later this year when it hits the US.
  14. R

    OFFICIAL BUTTON WATCH

    The issue is that a lot of us are not.
  15. R

    Price of used Model 3s is amazing right now! [Summer 2021]

    Considering it, but not for another tesla. Problem is that we need to replace our ICE so selling the model 3 just means I'd need to buy two cars instead.
  16. R

    Autopilot - Tesla hugs OUTSIDE of curves---why?

    I'm talking about I-80. Not exactly a local road. Winding is a relative term.
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    Autopilot - Tesla hugs OUTSIDE of curves---why?

    I have absolutely seen it fail to stay within the lane. It's less common now (happened a lot 3 or so years ago on mountain roads) but I still see it from time to time. I love autopilot but Elon's calling of it as "superhuman" is preposterous.
  18. R

    AutoPilot should stop at red lights

    Perpetually Undelivered Fancy Features.
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    Autopilot - Tesla hugs OUTSIDE of curves---why?

    It's been a problem for years, but of course Elon says highway autopilot is superhuman and great :rolleyes:
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    FSD Beta Videos (and questions for FSD Beta drivers)

    lol don't forget to start offering bribes to the chosen people in hopes they refer you :rolleyes:
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    Poll: your gut expectations for FSD v9

    oh and those participating in #3 will make money hand over fist from their yourube channels.
  22. R

    Unhappy with FSD sales and pricing

    yeah fair point, I keep forgetting that the goalpost move changed more than eliminating enhanced autopilot.
  23. R

    Unhappy with FSD sales and pricing

    The only features that count are the ones that are actually released to the public. Even if/when that happens, it's just nav on autopilot for the street, and it's going to require tons of babysitting. I admit it'll be the first release towards FSD that actually matters, but we're still never...
  24. R

    Unhappy with FSD sales and pricing

    "Hurrrrr show Elon what you think by doing something that doesn't affect him at all hurrrrrrr" edit: Hell, it actually makes things BETTER for him. Unhappy current customers don't have much of a chance of getting that prick's attention, but unhappy former customers have none.
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    Poll: your gut expectations for FSD v9

    I will never willingly give up private ownership. Shared cars would be hell.
  26. R

    Poll: your gut expectations for FSD v9

    My contempt for him exists solely as a result of his contempt and dishonesty towards myself and his early supporters.
  27. R

    Tesla.com - "Transitioning to Tesla Vision"

    How does this fit in with the idiotic use of red turn signals on the US market S and 3? That costs them more AND is less safe.
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    Poll: your gut expectations for FSD v9

    Unfortunately there are still a lot of sycophants out there who would sleep on the couch while Elon bangs their spouse just to have a chance to be in his presence.
  29. R

    Poll: your gut expectations for FSD v9

    You forgot 4: "eat my ass, suckers. I'm rich, thanks!"
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    Poll: your gut expectations for FSD v9

    This is like the sausages scene in Snatch. "What's with those sausages, Charlie?" "Two minutes, Turkish." *time passes* "What's happening with them sausages?" "Five minutes." "It was two minutes five minutes ago."
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    OFFICIAL BUTTON WATCH

    I genuinely don't care about it from a contractual standpoint anymore. Elon is just another prick morally bankrupt financially rich boy who will say anything to make himself richer.
  32. R

    Hey Elon. Please give us back the green battery icon

    Elon does not care what we want or would prefer.
  33. R

    Poll: your gut expectations for FSD v9

    There once was a man from Pretoria Whose Twitter claims would foment euphoria The future was always delayed Customers trending dismayed and ultimately ending up in dysphoria.
  34. R

    Poll: your gut expectations for FSD v9

    If it can't do unprotected left turns across multiple lanes, it's useless for me. Avoiding them would add a completely unreasonable amount of time and distance to my commute in both directions.
  35. R

    Noise Cancellation

    People keep saying this and it's BS. These cars are simply quite loud at highway speeds when it comes to interior noise.
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    Traded test drives with my brother-in-law's Porsche Boxster

    I'm glad the seats are a good fit for you, truly. They feel almost like a bar stool for me, in terms of how much of my legs are supported. Precooling is in no way a substitute for ventilated seats though. That's for not sitting down on a hot seat, it doesn't help with not getting a warm back...
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    Model 3 Rear Decal Mods

    A facelift on the ass would be an asslift
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    Traded test drives with my brother-in-law's Porsche Boxster

    if the Y had better seats (adjustable thigh support, ventilation), better sound insulation, more overall amenities and carplay I'd consider overlooking the fact that tesla is screwing over early FSD buyers, but for a daily driver my priorities have changed ;)
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    Traded test drives with my brother-in-law's Porsche Boxster

    On the other hand, I think later this year I'm going to give up some performance and regain comfort and luxury features with the Q4 e-tron, pending confirmation of available options and a test drive. It'll be the first time I've ever bought a new car that was slower than the previous, and by a...
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    Traded test drives with my brother-in-law's Porsche Boxster

    It seems like a lot of people stepped up into the Model 3/Y from cheaper cars and have lower standards for amenities, comfort and quiet than people coming from recent cars in a similar price class.
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    Tesla.com - "Transitioning to Tesla Vision"

    It's a big deal for the people who live in places where it rains. There've been a number of physical design problems with the cars that were clearly stupid to anyone who's lived somewhere outside of the bay area/most of California with similar weather, it'd be unfortunate to see the software...
  42. R

    Geico = gouge-co

    Insurance companies, like Tesla themselves, do not care about customer loyalty and just do whatever they feel like. Always shop around.
  43. R

    Torrential rain + 45-degree temps + 30 mph headwinds + 75 mph = OMG!!!

    Can't recall the actual numbers but it was a similar situation but worse. Was in central and eastern Wyoming, in winter, and had a monster headwind with temps down around zero whilst on I-80. Was stopping at every supercharger!
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    Poll: your gut expectations for FSD v9

    I expected to be neither overwhelmed nor underwhelmed. Simply whelmed.
  45. R

    Tesla.com - "Transitioning to Tesla Vision"

    Screen gently pulses blue A voice, from the driver front speakers… "Using American Sign Language, spell your mother's maiden name" … Screen flashes red TAKE OVER IMMEDIATELY
  46. R

    Tesla.com - "Transitioning to Tesla Vision"

    Just wait until they start editing the old family pics and removing Yung Radar and photoshopping in someone else!