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Hello Tesla fans, I'm a Tesla employee at the Tilburg assembly plant in Netherlands. I'm looking for a screensaver with the theme of "Tesla production hell". I'm wondering if there is anyone out there with good knowledge with photoshop that can create one and give me permission to use it on my...

I'm not a scientist nor engineer but with the huge roll out of Model 3, the future of autonomous driving and considering the current state of global turmoil wouldn't this make total sense for Elon's next venture: "Missile Command Co."? This is how it would work: Once full driving autonomy is...

Just wondering if someone can give feedback on the rear dash camera. My install, for rear view camera, on the Blackvue app shows the left image as right and the right as left. In other words, it is exact opposite of what Tesla rearview camera shows. Before I take this up with the installer, I...

Do you cringe at the thought of drilling into your precious Tesla to mount a front license plate? We have 2017 fitments for our no-drill license plate bracket called The Law! Check out The Law for Tesla Model S here: The Law - Tesla Model S Front License Plate Bracket-Aluminum (Auto Pilot...

Hello all, my name is ryan and I am new to the TMC forums and teslas in general. I am on here because I have been thinking of taking on a new automotive project I want it to be different than anything I've done in the past. So I have decided on using a tesla as a donor vehicle, I am still in...

During evening commute hours when rest of traffic was < 10mph, these two BMW & Mustangs were on fire lane perhaps going 50+mph. I had to move to my right within the lane just out of instinct, and could have hit motorcycles that usually lane-share & cross cars on the right side of carpool lane...

Burn. Zing. Zowie. Elon Musk says Mark Zuckerberg's understanding of AI is 'limited' I don't know why but I find the back and forth subtle twitter burns by these two genius egomaniac billionaires to be quite hilarious.

Edit - damnit, I messed up the thread title! How do I change it? Alright, who's ready for this?

Just called Tesla and it turns out you have to be an owner or an employee to schedule a tour of the factory in Fremont. I've been obsessed with Tesla and Elon for years and it would mean the world to see where it all comes together. The customer support lady hinted that if a friend was an...

Hi all, Enjoying my aftermarket audio system in my Model S got me interested in learning more about hi-fi audio, decided to attend the California Audio Show this weekend (Friday-Sunday). In addition to exhibitors with high-end gear, there will be open forums all three days that I'm looking...

what radar detector ya'll using on the Tesla? How's it working out?

French President Emmanuel Macron and Donald Trump marked France's national day together on Friday at a military parade which clearly delighted the US president and showcased warming relations between the two leaders. But the day was tinged with mourning, coming a year on from a jihadist...

Elon Musk on Twitter "verbose" is....er....well, it's currently six more letters.

I had my annual service done on my regular-old 85S. They gave me a P85DL loaner for the day. Now I'm ruined. My car is so freaking slow to me now. We took the Ludicrous machine out and launched it many times during lunchtime at work. I got to experience the laughing and incredulous...

Have you named your Tesla (doesn't matter which model) and if so what did you name it and why?

So my Uncle Frank wants me to come to his car shows. I'm pretty much in a class of my own but whatever--the old timers are giving props, and as much as I'm a life-long advocate of all electric, I'll always drool over these classic gas guzzlers. Uncle Frank bought the '72 454 big block new in...

If you want to waste 90 minutes watch the movie Why Him and look for an Elon Musk Cameo. Or ... just see this YouTube video ... Now he's appearing in this kind of trash? Elon, FOCUS! (If this is covered elsewhere, combine them ... I searched and nothing. And I cannot even figure out how...

Happy birthday Canada. And manny more. Be safe on the road everyone. It's a busy weekend.

I was northbound on the 405 going to visit a customer, and traffic was flowing well, thank goodness. Shortly after I left the freeway, I saw all the smoke rising. It apparently happened very shortly after I passed by. My customer was 1 mile away from the freeway, and everybody was looking at...

Full article at: An Ex-Tesla Engineer Created An FDA-Compliant Cure For Hangovers

Spotted at the LAX Lot C EV charging bank this morning. Attendant gave them a ticket, which was awesome.

Mine was steady as a rock at just over 200 when the engine went south. Note to self, don't push four times the factory HP on stock pistons. Garrett News & Events

To emphasize just how busy Elon Musk is, Bloomberg has launched a site to track initiatives at the four companies he’s running – Telsa, SpaceX, The Boring Company, and Neuralink. The Future According to Elon Musk presents three distinct views. The Company View shows which targets are behind...

As I was driving up to Dutch Bros go get a smoothie, I saw this. I had to laugh. o_O

I love Enduro bikes. And I'm wondering if there will be in the future bike as fast like Enduro manufacture by Tesla? It will awesome and widening there market.

What's up my lovely Tesla fam. Have any of you had experience buying a home through Redfin? If so, how was your experience? Can you please take a minute to fill me in on the good, bad & ugly? Cheers!

Amazon to Acquire Whole Foods for $13.7 Billion Will this end out having any impact on Tesla? Somehow it seems Bezos and Musk sometimes end out in areas closely related to each other.

I figure I'd try my luck on TMC. Doll was left behind from my house's previous owner. My kid doesn't play with it anymore, so it's just sitting around the house - though I can never seem to find where I left it. Priced to sell b/c my dogs keep barking at it. The doll has a really cute laugh...

She doesn't have to spend her nights alone any longer. Women love a manly man who works hard all day - well, she got her desire. He may smell like sweat, grass and bugs when he comes home to her - but he mows and mows and mows 'til the job is done, and that turns her on to no end. No more gas...

I think this is my thousandth post to TMC. Does this mean I can get my pony now? :D Bruce.

Hi everyone, This is my first post in this forum and I wanted to see what people think about a following ( I will use an Acceptance Criteria from the Software world :-) ): As a Tesla Owner When I travel to a location X ( New York, London, Mumbai, etc. ) Then I want to be able to drive...

Trump floated a solar-paneled border wall with Mexico — here's what it would look like I would suggest to top off the wall with Tesla Solar Roof tiles. For or against, you gotta appreciate adding electricity generation to the wall. Proposal by Las Vegas architecture firm Gleason Partners LLC...

The highlighted, magnified circle shows two metal pieces with jagged edges. What is it used for ?

Ringed Saturn is fast approaching its opposition from the Sun during the night of 2017 JUN 14-15 when it will be out all night. This will be the opposition during the current half of Saturn’s 29.5-year orbital cycle in which its rings will appear most greatly tilted toward Earth. My more...

"This one burns clean" - Jack Stratton, Vulfpeck Band Leader I'll just leave this right here #vulf

I just got in the rabbit hole of brain computer interfaces and stumbled over this. Wearable MRI Our goal is to create a wearable to enable us to see the inner workings of the body and brain at high resolution. Using novel opto-electronics we aim to replace the functionality of MRI (Magnetic...

Bit of good news, unless you're a patent troll SCOTUS Smacks Down Patent Trolls BUSINESS SCOTUS Smacks Down Patent Trolls  Forbes - 1d ago In all the political hoopla dominating the news lately, many people probably missed a U.S. Supreme Court decision that will actually have a huge impact...

Perfect example of what is wrong with the left. They are the victim even when they start it. They are the victim when they victimize others. She is one of the most disgusting individuals on the planet, and not at all funny. She must have a mental illness. Well summed up below: Tucker: Kathy...

Plug looks familiar, but much bigger...

Looks like NATO is more or less dead now, so when does Russia make the move? For funsiess you can also predict crude oil price increase amount when it happens.

Hi Tesla Motors Club Members! I am fascinated by Tesla and I would love to tour the factory in Fremont. I am a graduating high school senior and will be attending Cal Poly SLO in the fall to study industrial engineering. I emailed [email protected] but received a response that I...

President Trump has privately told multiple people, including EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt, that he plans to leave the Paris agreement on climate change, according to three sources with direct knowledge. Scoop: Trump tells confidants U.S. will quit Paris climate deal Various news sources...

Looked at some threads on this and I think I have a little unique question. I run a small business and am able to benefit from deductions/depreciations. Planning to get a MX any day now and can't figure out whether to Lease or Buy. Ran numbers with my CPA and he says technically both give...

Yes, but your name is "Its not about the money". I don't get your comment about gifts.

Teslabot is a Facebook chatbot to control and talk to your Tesla Interesting. Allows you to connect from a desktop (or mobile, but not sure why it is any better than the app).

I've read about The Boring Company, but I don't think the plans to tunnel under Los Angeles is a good idea, nor will it work in the long run. Why? 1. Loose dirt, prone to cave-ins. 2. Mine subsidence and the damage to structures on the surface, lawsuits, insurance claims, etc, there is enough...

OK so she took an Ambien last night and had a wild dream involving driving in the Tesla Model S. What does this dream mean? Apparently there were five of us plus baggage all crammed uncomfortably in the Tesla. We had just come back from the Carribean. In the car were the two of us (me and the...