Okay, let's try reverse psychology this time, because logic of Tesla putting in monitoring systems trying to avoid regulatory smack downs, and keep 16 year olds from making youtube clips of jumping in the back seat while their car drives itself, isn't working for some people.
Tesla removes all safety systems for monitoring driver alertness, because damn those sucked. Highway patrol reports increased calls from drivers on the freeways about people falling asleep at the wheel, because driving long distances is boring, but AP makes it easy. It's hilarious having my commute stalled because 4 cop cars are having to surround a Tesla and slow it down to a stop to wake up the driver. I laughed so hard the other day when I passed a fiery collision of a Tesla and a minivan because the person driving the Tesla was on her phone and then had to show her friends in the backseat the latest Insta she just saw about a sneezing panda and nudged the wheel when she twisted around, disabling AP. You should have seen the look on my friend's face when my filling came out and I spit it across the dashboard after slamming hard into that pothole, popping my front tire while we were playing asteroids on the screen. He couldn't stop laughing, especially when we got rear ended after sideswiping that motorcycle.
I hope I've painted enough pictures for people to understand why these safety monitoring systems are in place. But don't ever forget - life is a privilege, and it is an experience that must be cherished beyond measure. And proper protection and security, though at times I admit, it's a drag, is never too high a price to pay.