Visited the nearest Tesla store today. Was told a few things by the very nice and helpful store associate: (1) There are no flags on my account so I should have an EDD by now. (2) She has a client with the exact specs of my car and she's noticed it's a hard combination to come by. (3) I made a pretty big error ordering the car online and not coming into the store. There might be some commission motivation there (?), but she said online orders get assigned virtual SAs and in her words "end up in a black hole." It's far better to order in a store. Her advice: Friends don't let friends buy Teslas through the website. Thought I'd pass that along; I thought everyone buys online.
She wrote an email to my virtual SA, Delivery Agent, and the store I chose for delivery asking someone to get back to me. We'll see. (RN1151 in case my sig doesn't show up)