Joe,
Appreciate the deep discounts you're giving everyone. I placed an order earlier today. I emailed you twice but haven't gotten a response. Please cancel my order before it ships so we're not wasting each other's time with returns as I won't be able to accept it.
Order number is 69879. Thank you.
Haven’t received a response. I get you’re going through things and I empathize with you. Please, just cancel my order.