Air Force investigating Elon for, well, whatever...

[e-FTW]

https://jalopnik.com/the-air-force-is-investigating-elon-musk-for-doing-the-1828898706

I don't see that becoming more than a sternly worded letter.

 

[Cosmacelf]

https://jalopnik.com/the-air-force-is-investigating-elon-musk-for-doing-the-1828898706

I don't see that becoming more than a sternly worded letter.

I agree. And he didn't inhale, just like a rather famous Commander in Chief once did/didn't.

 

[ItsNotAboutTheMoney]

I agree. And he didn't inhale, just like a rather famous Commander in Chief once did/didn't.

Air Force: "We disapprove of drug use. Do you promise not to do coke again?"
Elon Musk: "I promise I won't ... er, wait, what?!"
Air Force: "Oh, I meant smoke weed. Was thinking of Dubya."
Elon Musk: "I promise I won't smoke weed."

 

[Electroman]

This was debunked just right after these lying reports started circulating from that tabloid CNBC. Air Force came out in just a few hours after that piece of FUD hit the internet and said they ain't investigating anyone.

Air Force says it's not investigating Elon Musk for smoking pot | TheHill
Elon Musk's security clearance not under investigation says US Airforce

 

[ItsNotAboutTheMoney]

This was debunked just right after these lying reports started circulating from that tabloid CNBC. Air Force came out in just a few hours after that piece of FUD hit the internet and said they ain't investigating anyone.

Air Force says it's not investigating Elon Musk for smoking pot | TheHill
Elon Musk's security clearance not under investigation says US Airforce

“It’s inaccurate that there is an investigation. We’ll need time to determine the facts and the appropriate process to handle the situation,” an Air Force spokesperson told The Verge.

If the news were written by military spokespersons, it'd be a lot less dramatic. Kind of ironic.

 

[ecarfan]

https://jalopnik.com/the-air-force-is-investigating-elon-musk-for-doing-the-1828898706

I don’t take anything Jalopnik writes about EVs seriously. Or what they write about Elon.

And has been pointed out, that story was quickly discredited.

 

[buttershrimp]

This just in, Elon is being investigated by his mother for hanging out with that bad influence, Joe Rogan, word is she isn't happy about it and has made Elon give up his Nintendo and warned him we won't amount to much when he grows up.

 

[Electroman]

I smell a CNBC breaking news coming up

 

[e-FTW]

Yup, they “updated” the story, which no one that picked it up bothered to do:

 

[Grendal]

 

[thenaimis]

Quick note here, the USAF doesn't do investigations of contractors. That's DSS.