All cars look like this after owning a Tesla...

[SabrToothSqrl]

https://jalopnik.com/the-first-car-ever-built-was-incredibly-annoying-to-sta-1822657300

Hit up an auto show last weekend... saw nothing that even came close to making me think of buying it...

 

[Xenius]

I told my wife after the first week that we were never buying a gas car again. She wasn't sure. Well she drives the Model S 4/5 days a week now, and she's all aboard the future train!

 

[SabrToothSqrl]

I do recall one car from the auto show... a Porsche. Mostly because it had a phallic key like knob sticking out of the dash. I thought perhaps someone left a key in the car... NOPE. You can't remove it. I dub thee the "Porsche Penis." I guess they were not satisfied with the obvious hood male equipment similarities. There is literally a permanent phallus sticking out of the dash of this car. Wow I thought, is that what Porsche owners want in a car? I didn't get pic (my bad)... but... wow... that's... something... there I guess that gas cars have..? In Porsche's defense... I guess you do turn it, to turn it... on...

 

[malcolm]

"Steam engine with a side of quiche"