Ha ha that doesnt sound creepy at all.. I envision it like this... Hi Stranger.. Do you mind if I sit in your car with the lights out and take a look at your mood lighting.. Insert 70's style porno music for full effects.. Ha ha./..
Or it rubs the lotion on its back or it gets the hose!!
It is a good idea though. Just couldn't get that out of my mind and had to share..
All the best..