I believe you, but I don’t believe the tech: Tesla need not “work on a retrofit,” the stalks, wheel, and steering column shrouds from Model 3/Y are interchangeable. All Tesla needs do is enable the software codes to recognize the wheel and stalks—but they’re obviously too proud / stubborn / arrogant to do so, or they could have easily done it already.
To be clear, the yoke isn’t even the worst of it: the awful haptics, on screen ‘shifting’, the indefensibly stupid horn ‘button’, and missing functions compared to the outgoing car were all caused by the idiotic and ergonomically ignorant deletion of multi-function physical stalks—simply swapping to a round wheel wouldn’t fix enough.
But I’ll order a new S at once if they just software enable the freaking wheel and stalks from the 3/Y—don’t they want more of my money LOL?!