TMC is an independent, primarily volunteer organization that relies on ad revenue to cover its operating costs. Please consider whitelisting TMC on your ad blocker or making a Paypal contribution here: paypal.me/SupportTMC

Announcement #6 for July 20th !!!! The Catheter Console !!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Bubba, Jun 21, 2013.

  1. Bubba

    Bubba Banned

    Joined:
    Jun 19, 2013
    Messages:
    37
    Location:
    Deep South
    #1 Bubba, Jun 21, 2013
    Last edited: Jun 21, 2013
    The next announcement for July 20th is the surprise that the new center console option has a catheter that will drain your bladder so you don't need to get out of the car at all for a 400-500 mile trip, therefore increasing the value of the 90 second battery swap.

    Elon's quote, "It's all about options. If our Model S owners don't want to be troubled with stopping for 20 minutes to recharge, we will swap your battery and drain your bladder with the Catheter Console option and allow you to minimize your downtime."

    For an extra $20 per battery swap, they will empty out the bladder bag in the center console in the middle of the battery swap.
    ALL AUTOMATED !!!


    In the next demo, they will setup two screens at a gas station and a Tesla stage. The screen will show someone walking into a dirty gas station restroom to empty his bladder manually, washing his hands, etc.

    The Tesla Model S driver will never leave his car, the catheter will drain his bladder, etc etc.

    http://www.teslamotors.com/Catheter
    Catheter Console
    Copyright © 2013 Tesla Motors, Inc. All rights reserved.
     
  2. Todd Burch

    Todd Burch Electron Pilot

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2009
    Messages:
    4,734
    Location:
    Smithfield, VA
    Hehe...wonder how long before this is picked up and some journalist writes an article on it?

    5.....4.....3.....2....
     
  3. Merrill

    Merrill Active Member

    Joined:
    Jan 23, 2013
    Messages:
    2,097
    Location:
    Sonoma, California
    Bubba, you crack me up. Laughing all the time and thinking about the fact of how Long can you drive before you need to go.
     
  4. TEG

    TEG TMC Moderator

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2006
    Messages:
    17,252
    Location:
    Silicon Valley
    Is today April 1st?
     
  5. Brit4864

    Brit4864 Member

    Joined:
    May 5, 2013
    Messages:
    338
    Location:
    South Florida
    You could of course do a "Lisa Nowak" and save the money by buying a load of diapers for your cross-country drive :biggrin:
     

Share This Page