Was driving to work today when a WV plates Ford F250 duallie stopped very hard with the frame shaking side to side right by my bumper.
I thought to myself, the guy must be in a hurry so when the light turned green I accelerated sharply to just about the speed limit and continued without giving it further thought. Two intersections later there is a knock on my window, a guy about the size of Napoleon sporting a meticulous goatee and HUUGE pupils with a photo name tag proceeds say this:
" Hey axxhole! I have been watching pulling your stunts and speeding. Just cuz you got an expensive car you cannot go fast in town! Who do you think you are?..."
I proceeded to shut the window with the same neutral facial expression and without saying a word at which he exploded. Face red, screams, middle finger and F word. He then went to his car. Thank you so much for not kicking Ted (my car).
Followed me a short bit as I parked in the right lane below the speed limit then proceeded to dangerously swerve passing people at a car length double the speed limit until he disappeared.
Makes me want to get a beater to drive to work, but I am one car guy.
Knowing about many road rage incidents in our drug infested area I realized that this is a huge problem, my neighbor's wife got run into the ditch, I once had to rescue an RN at a carwash from the advances of another midget in an elevated suspension truck, other neighbor got run off road by the guy who earlier cussed him for driving a VW at the gas station.
Many of my coworkers and patients carry guns in their cars, I only have pepper spray.
Tonight I am having 4oz of vodka, period!
I thought to myself, the guy must be in a hurry so when the light turned green I accelerated sharply to just about the speed limit and continued without giving it further thought. Two intersections later there is a knock on my window, a guy about the size of Napoleon sporting a meticulous goatee and HUUGE pupils with a photo name tag proceeds say this:
" Hey axxhole! I have been watching pulling your stunts and speeding. Just cuz you got an expensive car you cannot go fast in town! Who do you think you are?..."
I proceeded to shut the window with the same neutral facial expression and without saying a word at which he exploded. Face red, screams, middle finger and F word. He then went to his car. Thank you so much for not kicking Ted (my car).
Followed me a short bit as I parked in the right lane below the speed limit then proceeded to dangerously swerve passing people at a car length double the speed limit until he disappeared.
Makes me want to get a beater to drive to work, but I am one car guy.
Knowing about many road rage incidents in our drug infested area I realized that this is a huge problem, my neighbor's wife got run into the ditch, I once had to rescue an RN at a carwash from the advances of another midget in an elevated suspension truck, other neighbor got run off road by the guy who earlier cussed him for driving a VW at the gas station.
Many of my coworkers and patients carry guns in their cars, I only have pepper spray.
Tonight I am having 4oz of vodka, period!