Interesting. What a bizarre way to operate... non-sensical on every level, really.
I guess I was sort of hoping that This was a situational flaw.... the more I read, it’s not. A little difficult to make sense of arbitrarily modifying the industry custom definition of what scheduling an appointment means....not to mention thinking that a one way Uber voucher to some people makes up for 2-5 days of keeping your car. Wtf?!
is what it is... doesn’t seem like there’s much we can do about it at this point. Ughhh
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Sure thing.
I stopped the story (saga?) short of the remainder since I didn't think it was as applicable. Now, with your focus on loaner/voucher and time frame I can see that more of the story is probably more applicable than I previously thought.
I basically told them that Uber credits didn't work as we lived over 1.5 hours away (at highway speeds) and that credit wouldn't even get us home let alone home, to work, errands, dinner w/friends, etc. and then back once the car was done. (This feels like a good place to note that if our used Tesla car truly had a 70-pt inspection as they claim they would have EASILY caught this potentially dangerous steering/suspension component failure before we ever took delivery negating the need for ANY of this) The back and forth got a little spirited and, after about a half-hour of pleading my case they mysteriously had a loaner that just got returned even though none of the service advisers left the small room we were in. How convenient. The negative was it was an 85 which was RWD and it was last fall with heavy snow predicted for the following week. They assured me the repair would take only a few days and my wife's safety wouldn't be in question as they'd have us back in our 70D in no time.
Fast forward a week from this conversation... I get a message from the service center demanding I bring their loaner. Uh... wut? I attempt to contact via numerous methods (don't forget that contacting a human being at a Tesla service center is nearly impossible unless you live close enough to walk through the door) and finally reached someone who informed me that our car was done and had been done for days. Nobody contacted me despite several attempts on my part previous to this to get an update on the status of the car. This makes me think that had we not demanded a loaner it could have been weeks before we knew our car was ready. I informed them that my wife had the car at work, wouldn't be off until after 5:00 and the snow was already to build. No way in HELL was either one of us making what was sure to be a multi-hour one-way drive that night to get the car back to them and pick ours up. The next day was Friday and it would be the same story (it snowed a LOT over that 48-hour window which was exactly what I was trying to avoid in the first place) so I told them we'd bring the car down Saturday to exchange. It took some convincing but they left the car outside with the fob stashed and we did the swap on our time.
There are a LOT of other details to this one experience and I can tell you that I've had no less than a dozen similarly awful experiences across five Model S cars at two different Denver area Service Centers (there's a 3rd new one I haven't yet been to that was promising but I've heard similar horror stories emerging already) that all varied other than the complete lack of communication from Tesla that could resolve 90% of this BS. They insist on refusing to accept the most universal means of contact for human beings in our lifetime and wonder why this happens. Weird.
tl;dr Tesla "customer service" support is the worst.