AP nanny defeated by....an orange?

[Hota]

I figured ths out a long time ago. I use the hand of a mannequin as it is the perfect size and weight of a human hand. It kept falling off and sometimes I forgot it at home, and so now I fool it with my actual hand. Works every time!

I love it. It's the perfect workaround.

"You just keep your hand there every day. Gain it's trust until you have it in the palm of your hand. That's the beauty of it bro. It just works. Week after week. Month after month. AP doesn't suspect a thing..."

Robbing a bank

 

[bro1999]

I've been told that only organic oranges will work, not the GMO'ed stuff.

 

[Dr. J]

I figured ths out a long time ago. I use the hand of a mannequin as it is the perfect size and weight of a human hand. It kept falling off and sometimes I forgot it at home, and so now I fool it with my actual hand. Works every time!

"Because all you need is a hand, right?"

 

[Tysto]

I'm already writing the murder mystery in which the killer sets his victim out on the desert highway behind the wheel of a Tesla driven by an orange.

 

[The Lorax]

I'm already writing the murder mystery in which the killer sets his victim out on the desert highway behind the wheel of a Tesla driven by an orange.

...Not just any organge. It’s and evil organge, grown on the farm owned by none other than Bob Lutz. The only clue is that the orange smokes a cigar and keeps reminiscing about the 1960’s....

 

[Shaggy]

I'm already writing the murder mystery in which the killer sets his victim out on the desert highway behind the wheel of a Tesla driven by an orange.

Not JUST an orange... but a BLOOD ORANGE! mu hah hah hah And now you will die Mr. Bond!

 

[Tysto]

Perfect title. BLOOD ORANGE: A NEW POIROT MYSTERY

 

[Lodo1000]

I understand that Tesla has rated last in a recent 'fruit-assisted AP' study. GM has much better oranges and has a watermelon in the works - it's a Tesla-killer.