Beep Beep (with apologies to the Playmates)(Look it up)Humor and artistic license invoked

[Ciaopec]

(May need to listen to the original for tune; or maybe you're old enough to remember)

While riding in my Porsche Taycan, what, to my surprise,
A little Tesla Model Y was following me, about 2/3 my size.
The guy must have wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn. Beep! Beep!
I'll show him that a Porsche is not a car to scorn.
Beep, beep
Beep, Beep
His horn went beep, beep, beep.
I pushed my foot down further to give the guy the shake,
But the little Tesla Model Y stayed
Right behind; he still had on his brake.
He must have thought his car had more guts
As he kept on tooting his horn, Beep! Beep!
I'll show him that a Porsche is not a car to scorn.
Beep, Beep
Beep, Beep
His horn went beep, beep, beep.
My car went into second gear and we took off with dust.
And soon we were doin' a hundred and twenty, must have left him in the dust.
When I peeked in the mirror of my car,
I couldn't believe my eyes.
The little Model Y was right
Behind, you't think that guy could fly.
Beep, Beep
Beep, Beep
His horn one beep, beep, beep.
Now were doing one hundred and thirty five, it certainly was a race.
For a Tesla to pass a Porsche would be a big disgrace.
For the guy who wanted to pass me,
He kept on tooting his horn. Beep! Beep!
I'll show him that a Porsche is not a car to scorn.
Beep, beep
Beep, beep
His horn went beep, beep, beep.
Now we're doing a hundred and fifty as fast as I could go.
The Tesla pulled alongside me as if I were going slow.
The fellow rolled down his window and yelled for me to hear:
"HEY, BUDDY, HOW CAN I GET THIS CAR, OUT- OF -VALET -MODE"?

 

[MatildaModelY]

Wut

 

[MY1stEV]

Wut

"Beep beep" is a song from the 50's. (I'm not old enough to remember it first-hand, but I do remember listening to it with my dad in the car on the oldies AM station)

 

[roblab]

Yep. I remembered it. Tried to sing your lyrics but it was hard here and there. I will say, though, that my wife's 3 would absolutely take any Porsche. Gas cars have no power/acceleration. And the sad part is that these "muscle cars" all take off from a light as if they're going to a funeral. Then it struck me: They are. It's their own.

What I notice is that the kids buy an old beater Honda and pull the muffler so it sounds "rad", and cruise around like they're "bad", hoping that no Model 3 pulls up beside them. If one does, they pull off and pop the hood like there's something wrong.