Wow. It was meant to be humorous. And we're not allowed to opine about the perceived value of EAP/FSD? Got it.
This is what I was talking about. I said SPECIFICALLY FOR THIS THREAD, which is a black friday deals Thread. You can opine about that in other threads, of which there are many, to make comments on that stuff.
I am going to head off the rest of this discussion about this, in THIS THREAD, as hopefully I have addressed the answer to your question.