I collected this set of NOT POETRY some time back; now a bit amended. Am pretty sure all were written by Remainders....
The Brits are a freethinking lot
So when Cameron got into a spot
Of trouble, he said
“Let’s all vote instead:
Are we in the EU, or not?”
The question they posed was quite plain
Should we leave the EU, or remain?
But clear as that seems
With confusion it teems,
So an up-or-down vote was insane.
Brexiteer Nigel Farage
Spewed a nonstop and frightful barrage
Claiming Britain would gain
Voting Leave, not Remain
(But we now see that’s all a mirage).
So the UK voted for Brexit
As angry division infects it
The decision is shocking
And even world-rocking
And the EU? I fear that this wrecks it.
Wales had voted to Leave
A decision that’s hard to believe
They’d have thrived if they stayed,
But the choice has been made
There won’t be a final reprieve.
Since Brexit it’s been emergin’
That the Scots really needed no urgin’
To ditch the UK
And go their own way
Or at least so said Nicola Sturgeon.
Dear England: now the vote’s through
And you’ve chosen to leave the EU
You should know that henceforth
All the Scots to the north
Can’t wait for a chance to leave you.
David Cameron, you were leading Remain
And now you have lost the campaign
But you need to confess
You started this mess
So you don’t have a right to complain.
Labour chief Jeremy Corbyn
Wasn’t quite fully absorbin’
Why his cabinet resigned;
It’s not that they’re blind –
Most of them simply abhor him.
Brexit's now twenty months old
Long since have the fires gone cold
Instead of just basking
The leavers are asking
Hang on — did we just get rolled?
