Thanks for the complimentThen let's summarize: you hate socialism and socialists in others ... but you love being a socialist exploiting socialism.
I don't really expect people to reason, but you are FOS.
You do make me wonder though, in what way(s) do you find hypocrisy a positive attribute to be proud of ? Do you encourage it in your children ? Ask your priest to praise its virtues ? Vote for the most hypocritical politician ?