I don't mind an honest review, but this one seem disingenuous, The most obvious thing that leapt out at me was the sluggishness comment. Have they only driven performance Tesla's their entire life, and never experienced an ICE vehicle?
We took delivery on Saturday, and the LR AWD non-performance Y is great. We have a Model S 100D and have driven performance 3's before. Spoiler alert: It's great! Like all non-performance Tesla's, it doesn't leap off the start, but compared to everything else, it does. And once going over 10 mph, it's fast and pushes you back in the seat. Was it perfect? No, there was a slight gap between the headlight, bumper, and fender that they'll fix, but that was about it. BTW, I checked our Jaguar F-Pace that we were trading in. Guess what, the panel gaps were awful, and the window trim between the back door and quarter panel was the worse than any I've ever seen from Tesla. But guess what: we never noticed, and loved the SUV. Go figure. Tesla haters have done an outstanding job of getting us to focus on something that most of us never noticed until now.
Overall, regardless of nit-noid issues, I feel it's all worth it. I'll probably never buy a non-Tesla again. It's like back in 1915 complaining that the stitching on the seats of this new invention called a car isn't as good as the stitching on a horse drawn carriage, to which I say, who cares!