You got the bet advice a few times near the beginning. What you really need is a long test drive - maybe even an overnight test drive. See for yourself what the fuss is a bout, and whether you'll be happy without the noise.
You ever get that feeling where you know the right decision - but you're afraid to make it because if you do you know the outcome? Im pretty sure a test drive would result in an EV purchase and Ive got to give the model 3 a chance to knock my socks off.
I do want to thank everyone for the replies though - it has made for a fun day for me and helps reassure me that switching to Tesla is likely a decision I wouldn't regret.