Lots of thoughts and here they are in no particular order.
Front camber is nice being around -1 degree (actually, a little less). The right has 20% more.
Rear camber is normal for air with the right having 30% more. I've yet to hear any reasonable expiation for so much "cross camber" or difference between right and left for MS. The service tech at Dania had no idea and confirmed my thoughts when he said he never saw that much on MBs (his previous 10 years in the business).
I've found that running two degrees of camber in the rear will tear up tires even with modest toe in. I knew the second I looked at the back of my car that I was going to have to fix it. I knew the second I looked at the suspension that I was going to have to make my own arms to fix it.
The thrust angle and front toe values combine together to make sense. The front toes say that the steering wheel was just slightly turned or the machine is just slightly out of calibration on the front sensors. Add the two front toe values together and you come up with 0.02 degrees of toe which, again, is basically zero as it is within the measurement accuracy of the machine. If the wheel is not offset while driving down the road, you are perfectly fine. Zero toe on the front is perfectly fine as well and very good for range.
The thrust angle means the car was crabbing slightly. Total toe in was reasonably good at near zero. Given that the machine "saw" the car centerline as off the centerline of both the front and rear wheels, I wonder if the machine was having a hard time picking up the car's centerline. It will be interesting to see if the Service Center sees the exact same thing.
Near zero toe in in the rear says camber is driving all your issues. As for how bad it can drive wear, start by thinking about the tire as a ridged rectangle in cross section. Tilting that cross section in by 2.5 degrees puts all the load on a corner (inside shoulder). Tires are not 100% ridged so they will spread the load. The thinner/stiffer the tire side wall, the less it spreads the load.
In summary, you have confirmed that you have big rear camber and you do not have toe out in the rear. You're eating tires without toe out so dumping camber is your only hope that I can see. Who knows; maybe the geniuses at Tesla will come up with some other explanation and fix for this problem. If they do, hats off to them as I'm not aware of one and they will have pulled yet another one over on the likes of BMW, MB, Acura and Audi.