Yes, I do... do you? Obviously not:
2012 - 2018 Tesla Model S OEM Flat Bottom Leather Steering Wheel # 1005279-00-D | eBay
They cost $239 dollars for stock one. This one is an ugly ass color scheme... why would anyone pay MORE for a tasteless wrap job than they can get a regular one for? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, obviously, but since this thing isn't selling, I'm obviously not the only one that dislikes it.
There's definitely a joke here, but it's not my offer. Thanks for your useless input, though.
*EDIT* Thanks for making me look, though... I just bought that one listed above. Steering Wheel Balancer coming soon!