So I believe I am now an "expert" on the rear hatch speaker issue
I took the car into the SvC and after 4 days they gave the following explanation:
Concern: VSC[Cat 2] Customer: I have the UHF sound package and there is no sound coming out of the rear speakers in the hatch. I believe it has been this way since I owned the car.
Pay Type: Goodwill - Service
Corrections: Audio System - Speakers Subwoofer Amplifier General Diagnosis
No faults Found.When the Dolby Surround option is turned on , the volume of the rear speakers will be reduced because surround. processing favors the front speakers.Only cars with the premium audio package are equipped with the Dolby Surround processing. . Car is operating as designed.
So here's the problem. I received a 2015 P90DL loaner (nice car!) and did some listening tests on the rear hatch speakers. They produced sound under all conditions except possibly when fader was all the the way forward. I had sound with and without Dolby enabled. The guy at the SvC was surprised
so he and the technician went to listen. Then apparently the tech (never met the tech) said that my VIN model car had a different premium sound system than the 2015 MS and there is not supposed to any sound from hatch speakers when Dolby is enabled. They said I had sound coming from the speakers when Dolby was disabled but it is supposed to be very faint [note to self: do not believe any statements from SvC until first doing a reality check]. So I drove home and decided to test speakers again in the privacy of my own garage. Guess what...no sound under any conditions from the rear speakers. I played music from multiple sources (USB, streaming, TuneIn Radio, Radio), multiple mixer settings, +/- Dolby but no sound. Now, I'm getting hard of hearing so my next step would be to grab the kid next door (before his eardrums are blown out like mine) and ask if HE can hear anything.
In the off chance that Tesla is installing speakers in the hatch for the UHF sound system but not using them in my VIN range (unlikely at best not to mention they advertised 12 speakers when I coughed up the extra $2500 for the UHF),
can anyone else verify that on an October or November 2016 build Model S90D with the UHF Sound package that their rear hatch speakers are producing sound with or without Dolby enabled? It would be much appreciated.
My next step may be to go back to the SvC and ask them to tell me straight to my face that there is sound coming from those speakers under some set of circumstances...Any other suggestions?