Naturally, but it doesn't seem like this is a non-issue?
It's definitely not a non-issue, but rather an important issue with a relatively simple fix. Also, this problem is not a general EV issue, it's specific to the Tesla Roadster.
My Think has a somewhat similar problem if the battery should ever be drained completely. Without any traction battery voltage, it can't operate the main contactor, so it's unable to connect the traction battery to the charger. This will not damage its NiCd battery, but the 270 kg battery must then be removed from the vehicle to manually connect it to a charger. The car will switch everything off when voltage drops below a certain point well below nominal voltage (it's practically empty) to prevent this from happening. NiCds have a relatively high self-discharge rate, but even so it will sit there for weeks before it finally fails to charge.
I believe this problem can be fixed by shutting everything down when the battery reaches the lowest allowable state of charge. In this state the battery should still last for months or years without intervention, but at a higher rate of capacity loss due to the lack of temperature management. So the battery will still sustain damage, but much less.
To correct some mistakes earlier in the thread:
Lithium ion batteries have practically zero self discharge. They experience a permanent capacity loss that depends on SOC, time and temperature instead.
Some batteries types tolerate being completely drained. Nickel-cadmium and Altairnano lithium ion batteries are examples.
A 100 foot extension cable can be OK. It depends on the type of cable, required power and amperage.
ElSupreme: I don't think there is any active battery management going on in individual cells. Any such circuitry is conrolled by Tesla, so they can shut it down if they need to.
I'd love to read more about the guy with the extension cable. I can't understand how it's possible to have such monumental losses in a 100 foot cable. How much power does the Roadster consume when in storage?