Does this make me a bad person? (Post w/ little substance)

[NOLA_Mike]

So, I've pretty much come to terms with and accept the fact that any car that is actually driven or even taken outside is subject to bird poop - clear coat eating acidic bird poop.

What I want to know is does it make me a bad person if I fantasize about eliminating the birds that poop on the car WHILE I'm actually washing and drying it? I mean, c'mon! Can't it wait at least until I'm done getting your cousins' poop off?!??

That is all...

 

[Needsdecaf]

Sky Rats.

 

[JasontheBeaver]

Have Opti-Coat Pro Plus installed and you will never worry about acid etching again. You might even start to not hate birds quite as much too!

 

[Rockster]

Flying rats. Cat food.