It's a pet peeve of mine, I park way out in the cheap seats to avoid it.
Long time ago I witnessed something I've always wanted to do. I was in the grocery store parking lot, a woman pulled into a parking spot next to a nice pickup truck with the owner sitting in the driver's seat of the truck. The woman winged her door open and slammed it into the pickup's passenger door. The truck driver calmly exited his vehicle, reached into the bed and pulled out a ball peen hammer. He walked up to her car, whacked her driver's door with the hammer (he took a baseball swing), leaving a huge dent, waved the hammer at the woman and said, "There, now we're even." He then got in his truck and drove off. She called the cops, they declined to do anything about it once four witnesses told him what she had done. He told her she should be more careful of others' property and they'd be more careful of hers.
Another story about parking in the cheap seats, I was driving my first new car (previous car was a $200 '62 VW), had it only four days. I was going to Sears, parked way out in the lot, not a car within 60 feet of mine. I was in the store 5 minutes, came out to find the left rear of my car crunched, and the pieces of my tail light piled carefully on my hood, and a note on the windshield. The note said, "Everyone saw me hit your car, they think I am leaving my contact number but I am not, have a nice day!
" When I asked the people standing near the door if anyone got the license number and they all said, no because he was leaving it in the note. The only upside was when I was chuckling about it at a local bar and the bartender asked what was so funny, I told him and he said anyone who could laugh about that deserved free drinks for the entire evening.