Well, that was disappointing. The first time in 14 years of Tesla ownership that I've had a service experience bad enough to leave negative feedback, and it won't even let me do that because the app keeps saying "Survey Submission Failed" when I try to send it.
But in a nutshell:
1. The tech insisted on driving the car himself with me as a passenger, even though on every other similar occasion I've driven the car to illustrate the issue.
2. The tech forgot(?) to put the car in Service mode, then drove very aggressively and dinged up my FSD Safety Score, which I've been extremely careful to maintain, despite me asking him repeatedly to drive cautiously for this reason.
3. Despite my prominently wearing a mask (to protect my 4-year-old daughter), the tech didn't offer to wear a mask, and didn't even seem to have one on him. This was pretty rude, for a windows-closed car ride with a masked customer.
4. The tech acknowledged the car was loud, but claimed it was within spec, so they couldn't do anything about it. They did realign the hatch to fix the panel gaps, but that didn't help at all with the road noise issue.
Meanwhile, there's a road right next to the Santa Barbara service center where I can reliably reproduce the subsonic buffeting and low-frequency noise, so I'll try taking it there next. I've also been noticing the loose ground-strap motor whine issue, which peaks around 45-50mph; will have them look at that as well. (It doesn't bother me so much, but to my wife it's like a dentist's drill.) Also, I'll try the vinyl tubing and other DIY fixes. Will update again soon!