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Elon says AWD and Perf orders start at end of next week!

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Now THIS!!! After I press my [DESIGN] button:

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Designed to attain the highest safety ratings in every category, Model 3 achieves 220 miles of range while starting at only $35,000 before incentives. Model 3 deliveries are beginning in the US based on whether you are an employee, if you own a Tesla, and when you placed your reservation, and will continue by country.
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I know they use "Warp" I.T. in-house-stuff but THIS IS WARPed!!

At least we're getting the same cr*p looks like they have an intern working on this, or EM forget to give him/her Jolt and they fell asleep on their keyboard attaching the wrong link... or wtf?
 
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getting this now
 

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Source code! (C) 2018 Some TSLA Intern? [disclaimer: I have nothing personal against interns]

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<a href="" class="tsla-header-main--logo" title="Tesla Motors">Tesla, Inc</a>
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<a href="/" class="tsla-header-main--logo tsla-icon-logo" title="Tesla Motors">Tesla, Inc</a>
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<h2 style="line-height: 35px;">Designed to attain the highest safety ratings in every category, Model 3 achieves 220 miles of range while starting at only $35,000 before incentives. Model 3 deliveries are beginning in the US based on whether you are an employee, if you own a Tesla, and when you placed your reservation, and will continue by country.</h2>
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Now I'm (seriously) thinking that a massive DB foobar could be behind this issue. Could take some time for them to mop it up...

Good thing they didn't try to do this while NASDAQ was open the market would have a field day --- not to mention the "Haters" and shorts.
Wait so it's a coding mistake? Is that why I can't even design the LR RWD version right now? It just gives me a short paragraph about Model 3 and I can't do anything...
 
Wait so it's a coding mistake? Is that why I can't even design the LR RWD version right now? It just gives me a short paragraph about Model 3 and I can't do anything...

Absolutely it is. I learned to code @ 12 (I'm 58) this is a coding mistake. Probably the database in the cloud is not interfaced correctly to the revised Javascript (or whatever) middleware code so it thinks we are not invited to configure anything yet. Then it creates and sends the HTML page we are all seeing, except echo829.

If the developers are being really sinister they are watching who is posting here and just disabled our ability to order anything! ha ha
 
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Absolutely it is. I learned to code @ 12 (I'm 58) this is a coding mistake. Probably the database in the cloud is not interfaced correctly to the revised Javascript (or whatever) code so it thinks we are not invited to configure anything yet.
Do you think it's a sign that I actually WILL be able to configure performance version like... Tomorrow? Or is every reservation holder in the world having this problem? If that makes sense
 
Do you think it's a sign that I actually WILL be able to configure performance version like... Tomorrow? Or is every reservation holder in the world having this problem? If that makes sense
I'm in the last batch of invites and I am getting the message. So you still have to hope they let everyone with an invite configure. I think they will and just prioritize deliveries. They will work through employees and owners much faster at current production rates.