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Elon's Hair Raising Reveal at the October Product Announcement

Discussion in 'Tesla Motors' started by Skotty, Oct 17, 2016.

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At the October product reveal, what will be the state of Elon's mustache compared to at the IAC?

Poll closed Oct 20, 2016.
  1. It will be thicker and more pronounced.

    23.1%
  2. It will be the same as it was at the IAC conference.

    11.5%
  3. It will be thinner.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. He shaved. It will be gone.

    65.4%
  1. Skotty

    Skotty 2014 Model S P85

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    The important question everyone wants to know! What will happen with Elon's mustache? How about that cookie duster? How much lip luggage can you fit in a Tesla? Is he optimizing the distribution of hair on his head with the 'ol push broom?
     
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  2. BluestarE3

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    Will there be a video feed at the product unveiling or will it just be a teleconference with the press? If it's just the latter, we won't be able to see his face. :)
     
  3. thecloud

    thecloud As rhythm raced inside, the ship came alive

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    If Elon has to pull a couple of all-nighters to finish refining his postponed announcement, he'll definitely be on the scruffy side by Wednesday. :)
     
  5. malcolm

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    Technically it's a muskache.
     
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  6. DougH

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    I hope it's not something that I want, I cannot afford anymore Tesla stuff :(
     
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  7. theslimshadyist

    theslimshadyist NashVegas!

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    I believe there are going to be a lot of people let down by the upcoming announcement and I wouldn't anticipate anything major. Why? Think about the M3 unveiling and other major announcements, they are always done in grandiose ways with press invites, etc.
     
  8. Skotty

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    I just hope their is video of the announcement. I'll be really disappointed if I can't conclude this thread with a proper facial reveal.
     
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    WarpedOne Supreme Premier

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    "Unexpected by most"
     
  10. HumanGenome

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    He didn't have time to shave after the 2 all nighters he pulled micro managing the finishing touches on the M3 part 2 unveil.
     
  11. BluestarE3

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    #11 BluestarE3, Oct 19, 2016
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    I've got it! The new product is the launch of Tesla Shaving Club, where you can order razors and blades online. They include the industry leading Autoshave function (but you have to keep your hand on the razor at all times). Then there's the Model X razor aimed at women customers. It features a Falcon-wing mechanism to simplify blade replacement.

    Elon hasn't been shaving of late because he wants to demonstrate the effectiveness of his razor live during the announcement. The Musk aftershave that some have speculated also may be featured today.
     
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  12. HumanGenome

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    Autoshaving - sign me up!
     
  13. 3Victoria

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    Sorry, the ICSP, the International Coalition of Shaving Pioneers, has banned the usage of the term "autoshaving".
     
  14. BluestarE3

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    So, I take it the status of Mr. Musk's facial hair remains indeterminate?
     
  15. BluestarE3

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    From today's Tesla Energy/SolarCity reveal of the Solar Roof and Powerwall 2.0, Elon is still sporting his mustache. :)
     

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