[Emotional Support Thread] My Tesla is in for repairs and I miss it.

[ARMARM]

Hi,
My name is Adam and my Model X has been at the body shop since January 21 (Hail Damage on Dec 15 2018) .... and I miss driving it ... i've had to resort to [sob] driving an ICE vehicle! HELP!

 

[ICUDoc]

I am sorry to hear of your trials.
I know how you feel- it’s bizarre but real to miss a car.
It’s gonna be great when you drive it away from the service centre when it’s all fixed

 

[paulp]

Condolences on your pain and your journey back in time.

 

[OPRCE]

Try to think of all the worse things that could easily happen in life ... like this!

It should make you feel thankful by comparison for these trivial trials.

 

[ARMARM]

Try to think of all the worse things that could easily happen in life ... like this!

It should make you feel thankful by comparison for these trivial trials.

Wow .... that's awful .... thanks for killing my attempt at some light-hearted humour.

 

[OPRCE]

Wow .... that's awful .... thanks for killing my attempt at some light-hearted humour.

Er, sorry mate ... 'twas my attempt at humour but maybe next time with the insertion of somewhat less grit?

 

[paulp]

Er, sorry mate ... 'twas my attempt at humour but maybe next time with the insertion of somewhat less grit?

Strange humour

 

[OPRCE]

Strange humour

No, it isn't!

 

[paulp]

No, it isn't!

With respect, I’m struggling to see anything funny about you posting a link to a women that had an allergic reaction to breast implants, and comparing that to what is clearly a light-hearted post about tesla withdrawal symptoms. I just dont see humour in someone elses medical misfortunes.

 

[Shock-On-T]

No, it isn't!

Yes it is!

 

[OPRCE]

With respect, I’m struggling to see anything funny about you posting a link to a women that had an allergic reaction to breast implants, and comparing that to what is clearly a light-hearted post about tesla withdrawal symptoms. I just dont see humour in someone elses medical misfortunes.

Good Lord!

The old folk always said to never explain a joke but here's a clue anyhow: the [attempted] humour is not a function of anyone's misfortune, much less that of the lady in the randomly chosen example of gloom.

I pray this is of some assistance in your struggle to lighten up.

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By way of a peace offering, here's a joke:

A Pommie Bas'taad on God's green earth goes to the Doctor complaining of fearful halitosis and asks if there's anything he can prescribe?

Doc says, "Yes, you must eat this here bucket of dog-Scheiße!"

PB: [gingerly taking the proffered vessel] But ... will that cure it?

Doc: No, but it should help tone it down for maybe half an hour ...

 

[paulp]

Good Lord!

The old folk always said to never explain a joke but here's a clue anyhow: the [attempted] humour is not a function of anyone's misfortune, much less that of the lady in the randomly chosen example of gloom.

I pray this is of some assistance in your struggle to lighten up.

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By way of a peace offering, here's a joke:

A Pommie Bas'taad on God's green earth goes to the Doctor complaining of fearful halitosis and asks if there's anything he can prescribe?

Doc says, "Yes, you must eat this here bucket of dog-Scheiße!"

PB: [gingerly taking the proffered vessel] But ... will that cure it?

Doc: No, but it should help tone it down for maybe half an hour ...

Just realised you are from Switzeland, Bern. Nice place. I’m plenty light enough, thanks.

 

[OPRCE]

Just realised you are from Switzeland, Bern. Nice place. I’m plenty light enough, thanks.

OK, yes, delightful spot to get a postcard from, I always say.

But what did you think of the final joke there anyhow? Funny or not?

 

[paulp]

OK, yes, delightful spot to get a postcard from, I always say.

But what did you think of the final joke there anyhow? Funny or not?

Too intelectual for my simple aussie mind

 

[paulp]

OK, yes, delightful spot to get a postcard from, I always say.

But what did you think of the final joke there anyhow? Funny or not?

You have some strange hotels in Bern though....probably not the best place to book with teenage daughters...but yes postcard views everywhere, including from the shell servo on the road back to italy. Seriously long tunnel on that road too.

 

[OPRCE]

Too intelectual for my simple aussie mind

LOL, noice one, mait, but methinks thou art tugging mein Bein at this stage!

Perhaps peruse it again after a fair few stubbies and see what occurs?

 

[paulp]

LOL, noice one, mait, but methinks thou art tugging mein Bein at this stage!

Perhaps peruse it again after a fair few stubbies and see what occurs?

Its ‘mate’ down this way..or maaaate under certain circumstances. Using mait when you are unside down on the planet may cause you to fall off.

 

[davecolene0606]

Hi,
My name is Adam and my Model X has been at the body shop since January 21 (Hail Damage on Dec 15 2018) .... and I miss driving it ... i've had to resort to [sob] driving an ICE vehicle! HELP!

Test Drive!