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Model P3D
Car needs to use its cameras to see there is a human that it doesn't recognize staring at it with malicious intent and getting really close and recognize there is a crowbar in their hands. Then start making some lock noises and flashing lights to deter them, maybe shift back and forth a few inches. And if physical damage occurs or is likely to occur, it starts yelling for help loudly along with alarm sound so someone nice can come over and stop them, and also pinging nearby Teslas to let them know they may also be in danger, who will ping all their owners of a danger event so they can come intervene before something happens.