Do you know of something in NYC that is a quick drive-through touchless that isn't a detailing shop for Bentleys and Lamborghinis and requires having 4 hours spare or a PA to take the car for a detailing? Not all of us have Model S Plaid budgets or time!!
Yes, its expensive, as is everything in NYC because of the land values and associated rents&wages. I think I got a full detailing for $70ish.
Let's not exaggerate, as someone who has actually gone there (and if you look at their IG photos), a Tesla Model 3 is like the median customer they service. I mean, let's not pretend we aren't driving a $50K+ car..
As for the unicorn of a cheap, touchless, fast car wash within the 5 boroughs - good luck, and let us know if you do find one. I imagine you will have to go pretty deep into Brooklyn/Queens to accomplish this if it does exist, and then the fast part may end up being invalidated..
If you want fast & touchless, get some buckets&soup, and sweet talk your super into letting you use the outdoor water tap they have for cleaning the sidewalk. This is how I used to deal with maintenance washes in between 1-2 good deep cleans per year.