Ladies and gentlemen, the mystery has been solved. We did one final search today and my wife found it in the little latch compartment part of the trunk (see pics below).
I have no idea how it ended up there, but I must have left the key on top of the little trap door and then loaded something on top that pushed it down and dropped it into the compartment.
Thanks to everyone who pitched in with ideas and the jokes, too.
I have no idea how it ended up there, but I must have left the key on top of the little trap door and then loaded something on top that pushed it down and dropped it into the compartment.
Thanks to everyone who pitched in with ideas and the jokes, too.