Four times. Four times now this has happened. Go through the hand wash car wash, leave, headed back to work- stopped at a stop light and— “cleaning windshield for visibility,” or some such nonsense. Supercomputer here proceeds to dump about a quarter of the washer fluid on a pristinely clean windshield. It’s making me so unnecessarily angry. Like in my entire life I never figured I would be screaming at my car calling it a stupid mother... The only other thing that makes me equally irrationally angry is Alexa. I’m a calm guy, I deal with a lot of stress on the regular and I’m chipper and happy. But this wiper thing straight up makes me rage. I’ve had FSD pull out in front of a car which was 6 feet from us, I’ve done the full fake AEB on the freeway going 80 and been like “okay, we got this” but the cleaning of the clean windshield, boy howdy. I might need a drink.
