I am unable to edit my post, possibly due to being a noob. Or maybe it's the gin.
I decided to fact check myself:
1) I have been an Allstate customer since 1994. Not late 90's
2) My quote for a Model 3 Performance is almost exactly $200 more for 6 months coverage than both my other cars combined. As a practical matter I could (almost) insure 3 not-Tesla cars for the cost of a Tesla. That's broken.
are the other two cars worth the tesla combined in price? Probably not