The trouble comes when a reviewer grades subjective items. All of the readily measured elements of the Model S are excellent. The styling, however, is excellent if you like it, and many of us do. Likewise, some like the "minimalist" interior, while others decry the "spartan" lack of pockets and bins.
That's certainly correct. The subjective parts of a review are subjective.
Statements like, "there's too much chrome" tell me about the author, but nothing new about the car.
That's true too. However, other than the a few points such as the orange peel in the rain gutters (which really surprised me given the finish on the more visible parts), the difficult rear exiting, the outside mirror adjustment (which might not turn out to be a problem), and the complexity of the steering wheel buttons. There wasn't anything that hasn't been said a number of times in other reviews and most likely reading another "acceleration was amazing" review wouldn't add anything to your knowledge about the car either. The time in the car was really just too short to have anything but subjective impressions.