Hey Girl .. are you a Tesla?

[Sir Guacamolaf]

.. because you're giving me no sound or indication you're turned on right now!!

(Ok I'll show myself out now)

 

[Btrflyl8e]

Go home, Sir Guacamolaf. You're drunk.

 

[Joe F]

.. because you're giving me no sound or indication you're turned on right now!!

(Ok I'll show myself out now)

Maybe you need to try... harder? After all, with a body, heart and soul like that, she deserves all the best.

 

[Johan]

.. because you're giving me no sound or indication you're turned on right now!!

(Ok I'll show myself out now)

Just change the batteries on the thing and put it in the designated compartment situated in the midline, that'll get the juice flowing.

(Of course I'm talking about putting the key fob in the center console as suggested in the manual)

 

[kort677]

.. because you're giving me no sound or indication you're turned on right now!!

(Ok I'll show myself out now)

could it be that she's just not turned on by you?

 

[ThisIsTrue]

Did you try pressing on her brake?

 

[bonnie]

We can see what you're typing. Just an fyi.

 

[NikeWings]

We can see what you're typing. Just an fyi.

Yah, and we can see that you Martians are still..................er, Martians.

 

[MarcusMaximus]

.. because you're giving me no sound or indication you're turned on right now!!

(Ok I'll show myself out now)

You're as cold as ICE...

 

[fallen888]

Be patient and those sparks will start flying in no time.

 

[Max*]

Did you try honking the horn?

 

[chillaban]

Boooooring. I thought it was gonna be "because you're never on time" or something….