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Hey Girl .. are you a Tesla?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Sir Guacamolaf, Feb 26, 2017.

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  1. Sir Guacamolaf

    Sir Guacamolaf The good kind of fat

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    .. because you're giving me no sound or indication you're turned on right now!!

    (Ok I'll show myself out now)
     
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  2. Btrflyl8e

    Btrflyl8e Supporting Member

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    Go home, Sir Guacamolaf. You're drunk.
     
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  3. Joe F

    Joe F FUD Buster

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    Maybe you need to try... harder? After all, with a body, heart and soul like that, she deserves all the best.
     
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  4. Johan

    Johan Funds for M3 secured. Contingent on wife aproval.

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    Just change the batteries on the thing and put it in the designated compartment situated in the midline, that'll get the juice flowing.

    (Of course I'm talking about putting the key fob in the center console as suggested in the manual)
     
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  5. kort677

    kort677 Banned

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    could it be that she's just not turned on by you?
     
  6. ThisIsTrue

    ThisIsTrue Re-member

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    Did you try pressing on her brake?
     
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  7. bonnie

    bonnie Oil is for sissies.

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    We can see what you're typing. Just an fyi.
     
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  8. NikeWings

    NikeWings Active Member

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    Yah, and we can see that you Martians are still..................er, Martians.
     
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  9. MarcusMaximus

    MarcusMaximus Active Member

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    You're as cold as ICE...
     
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  10. fallen888

    fallen888 Lurker

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    Be patient and those sparks will start flying in no time.
     
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  11. Max*

    Max* Charging

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    Did you try honking the horn? :confused:
     
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  12. chillaban

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    Boooooring. I thought it was gonna be "because you're never on time" or something….
     

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